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"Smooth brain activities"
After a whole week of working your hooman hind off, it is likely that your brain has been chaffed smooth by all the small talk, tedious emails and tenuous productivity reviews. So who can blame you for not understanding what is going or what someone is trying to say to you.
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"I’m coming back as a coconut dog "
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"NOT CAPY BEE BARA!! "
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"I loaf making money!"
Now this is absolutely revolutionary, step aside feline bakers, the capybara is the new king of animal baking and should immediately be put to work to in the world's bakeries to give us all a taste of this fluffy goodness. Could you imagine how incredibly indulgent a capybara croissant would be?!
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"My tire blew up i need ur kidneys to replace it!! Thanks"
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"It’s required by law"
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"Then it shatters to pieces and I have to get a new one or thug it out till I can.."
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"IM LITERALLY CLOCKING INTO WORK IN 9 MINUTES"
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"That left on delievered rizz"
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"Capy with the new J’s"
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"This is so us"
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"Are you a morning or night person? (When are you happiest)"
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"Believe in yourself!!"
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"Happy late valentines day."
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"When I was in elementary I’d spell dumb as dum. But how do ya’ll spell gorjus?"
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