30 Memes That Have the Sauce

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    So Costco apparently doesn't re-take membership card photos if you sneeze 05/2022 el.
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    Hold on babe, I'm in the studio
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    NFAN Shotaka Me who lied on my resume My new employer who lied on the job description
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    When your coworker can't keep a secret Big Beaver
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    feeling like a freak on a leash
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    b @doyalikebaileys you can de-escalate any situation by simply saying "are we about to kiss?"
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    Imagine a Mafia guy who has completely misunderstood the phrase / the entire concept of "Make it look like an accident" and he just shouts "WHOOPS!" everytime he shoots someone.
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    He learned how to spell, should I give him a chance Can I take you to a nice rester ront? Edited um what Can I take you to a nice restaurant? Tap and hold to react
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    man when you think about it, it's the worst possible place for her to sell seashells
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    Its not that hard to make a girl happy SUP W comm Itove your side. 5 S side #G thats crazy Lol check your front door Morrana Delivered
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    But they were all of them deceived. For they were actually wedding rings, and they were now married to each other.
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    Love it when someone puts down their phone and just lives in the moment Ocn
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    I said ooh girl Shock me like an electric eel
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    Criminal Caught After Cutting Off 37 Man Buns In One Day, Claims He "Was Doing The Lord's Work" Ⓒ February 10, 2023 Bonine
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    I got a phone call from my son's school today Posted by u/spinynorman1846 2.9h Hello, is that Mr Jenkins? Yes, how can I help you? Hi, This is little Billy's music teacher calling Oh, hi Yeah, hi. I just wanted to let you know it looks like you have a little Elvis Presley on your hands! Really? Wow! That's.. Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet
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    This burger is awesome but.... Really? What plant? Don't worry it's plant based. Meat processing plant...
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    When the function got cancelled and i get to stay home
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    If every time somebody asks you to do something you gasp quietly and whisper to yourself "Just as the Prophecy foretold." people will eventually stop asking you to do things.
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    Rugged Chungus @TheCrewDog96 take a minute to appreciate what I just saw on the road. 0
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    COLLAN COPYRIGHT © 2013 PHILLIM JACKSON www.COLLECTEDCURIOS COM RS KATIE-LEE DID NOT WIN THE PAGEANT BECAUSE SHE WAS A TRILOBITE. Trilobites are beautiful, too! #Trilobeaut #YesAllTrilobites #OGCambrian
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    Me: Toast seems like a safe meal. I'll put in some toast. Me: *Puts in bread* Me: *Stands next to the toaster for a solid two minutes* Me: What am I doing here? Toast: *Pops* Me: *Screams*
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    thememedaddy @warnerbff talking to someone with the same interests as you and realizing they're a casual enjoyer while you're deranged 00:47 22.03.23 jedusaur one time a casual hockey fan tried to convey this experience to me from the other side as: "it's like... okay, imagine that you like donuts, and you meet a guy who also likes donuts, and you're like, hey, cool, we both like donuts! but this guy... he built his house out of donuts" so now when I trip into a new fandom I'm like "oh I'm build
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    girl what kind of interview is this
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    This fish could get it G Bro we're gonna get you a girl I swear to god
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    If I were a drug dealer I would use these
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    I had a cat named Jeff...he was just Jeff... Then we hired a new guy at work...his name was "Human Jeff". Because Jeff was there first. Human Jeff tried to suggest we call Jeff "Cat Jeff" but that was obviously ridiculous. Mc Stay in your lane human Jeff
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    when u have guests over for dinner it's an absolute power move to just make up appliances. yell from the kitchen, "honey where's the garlic thumper" and ur husband or wife can yell back "it should be right next to the wine gun" and ur friend will be like "i want a wine gun"
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    EXAMPLE 7.4 SPEED AT THE Your cousin Throckmorton skateboar frictionless ramp. If we treat Throcky ticle, he moves through a quarter-cir (Fig. 7.9, next page). Throcky and his of 250 kg (a) Find his speed at the b Sorry, my cousin who? Throckmorton Your cousin Throckmorton. You know, the skateboarder.
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    BOSS: sir your resume is just a hand drawn picture of a guy doing sick BMX tricks ME: yeah. that's me BOSS: [under his breath] holy
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    Playing "air tambourine" just looks like you haven't figured out how to clap.
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