A Kitchen Sink Full of Every Kind of Meme

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JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor
Mar 13, 2024 7:00 AM EDT

You know that phrase "everything but the kitchen sink?" I think it needs to be interrogated. Who's to say that the kitchen sink is the end-all-be-all of including everything? What about the fridge? What about a blue whale? What about the country of Denmark? Why is such a quotidian object held as such a bastion of everythingness? And when people say "everything including the kitchen sink," that's not any better. Why would I want the kitchen sink in anything? I already have one at home. 

I suppose it's one of those sayings that is best left unanalyzed. It's better we just take it in stride and not ask too many questions. But I can't help that I have a critical eye and a sharp ear for language. Soon I will deliver you into the sweet safety of the meme list, don't worry. They're here to heal you from the brain rot. 

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    Me: Can you curve my grade My professor: 4 dark-astrology i've been laughing for half an hour san_antonio | Memedroid
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    keuhkopussirotta Follow Why are period dramas always drama? I want comedies. Two Victorian seamstresses determined to prank, annoy and inconvenience their landlord, an idiot plot gay comedy of a roman soldier and this hot greek guy he just met, the adventures of an inca dude trying - and consistently failing - to impress women and Lighthearted buddy comedy set in ancient Persia, or pre- colonised America. No pop culture references or deliberate historical inaccuracies, just people doing dumb and
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    When you die, which body part dies last? The Pupils, they dilate. initial confusion) (further confusion)
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    YOU CAN HEAR THE BLOOD IN YOUR VEINS IF YOU LISTEN VARICOSELY
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    whenever you ask someone how it's going and they say "it's going", this is where they are mentally Mila ALSON
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    You ever take a nap so good that you thought you missed the school bus. But it's Sunday...and you're 32.
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    When you can't let the cat out because he might invade Poland
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    kaijuno used to date a guy who was 6'4 and I'm 5'2 and one time we were arguing and he took a picture of me from his eye level to show me what I looked like from his perspective and honestly that was so disrespectful
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    When the Roleplayer goes too far: PoopWagon @poopwagon_ *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You've become far more powerful since we last crossed paths Dentist: Please stop, there's literally a sink right next to you
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    You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.
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    penfairy Do not let a woman who decorates her buttocks deceive you, By wily coaxing, for she is after your granary; some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC) argumate which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)
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    Anonymous 03/19/20(Thu)23:31:20 No.57238072 One day, someone will think about you for the last time in eternity. You will be forgotten by the world and the universe. 74 KB JPG 445 BEST COMMENTS V 21 ↑ Share + tiredtumbleweed. 3h Not if I eat the Mona Lisa Reply 86
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    REGAINING CONSCIOUSNESS IN THE MORNING BE LIKE 2122 Let's see... where were we? TMON Oh yes. In The Pit of Despair.
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    Day 1 at the gym just finished taking a let's start the work out
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    mita @thOtcouture ngl he do look nervous 41 Strange @41Strange - 21h The Human Nervous System >
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    glumshoe The veil is thin here. It's thin everywhere. Of course it's thin. Who ever heard of a thick veil? That shit's lightweight, even sheer. Like, glumshoe , Agatha. There's a reason they don't call it "the down comforter between worlds". a-magpie-witchling I CHOKED
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    Doth @DothTheDoth Everyday I don't move into an abandoned lighthouse with a terrifying backstory is a day lost. • 8:14 PM 17 Nov 19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    "Raising a child is like taking care of someone who's on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad." Ron Funches (via lazybookreviews) I CAN'T EMPHASISE ENOUGH HOW ACCURATE THIS IS.
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    Can't tell if my IBS is flaring up or if Ms. Frizzle just sideswiped my colon Abnormal colon contractions Abdominal pain
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    ADDERALL XR WOOSH! You now have the strength to fold the laundry that has been on your chair for 3 days
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    A sword made from the blood of your enemies is technically possi- ble. If you separate the iron out of the blood of 300 adults, you could smelt it down to an iron ingot. This ingot would be enough to be used to create a longsword.
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    How I wish to be addressed Forever Horror Woman, demon, countess, or whatever the you are...
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    Sharon made me dish towels of things Jim yells about the kitchen. Lo|||||||| Don't Leave When YourC Making Stacking Toast. Dirty Dishes isn't Don't Rinse the Out the the Kitchen. Blender. Cleaning Kithen.
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    Me talking sh*t about you to my cat @meowingtons.co
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    artmemescentral This is the cockiest hospital i have ever seen
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    Cethan Leahy @CethanLeahy Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires! Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price. Me: yes, I know how shops work kittydesade Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay. Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too. del3141 Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do! Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what
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    Lena @banalplay 1d but something happened then that the ring did not intend, it was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a thing that just hobbit, the same had it for like 500 years. 102 3,384 32.9K
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    IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU "AREN'T YOU WORRIED ABOUT HOW YOUR TATTOOS WILL LOOK WHEN YOU GET OLD?", TELL THEM TO RESEARCH THE SIBERIAN ICE MAIDEN. 2500 YEARS OLD, AND HER TATTOOS ARE STILL EASILY RECOGNIZABLE AS DESIGNS OF ANIMALS. SHE WAS ALSO BURIED WITH A BAG OF WEED.
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    when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW I and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job thadeeliv Follow this is why i keep my skin closed at all times. averagefairy Follow you..... you what
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    Luna-Fae Eclipse's Really Unneces... @lunafae_eclipse "Alpha Male" the early version of a male, before testing and bug fixes. Unstable and not suitable for the public 6:28 AM - 27 Mar 18
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    ERFUL NIHI Cheerful Nihilism 9 hours ago. Inspiration You're still going to get criticized, so you might as well do whatever the you want
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    Non-restaurant friend: "Ummm hey...do you by chance know where I can get some weed?" Me: "I've been working in restaurants most of my adult life. I could find you a hitman if you wanted." Non-restaurant friend: "Hahahahaha you're so funny!" Me:
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    9. Roadkill Possum Drop, Tallapoosa, Ga. In Tallapoosa, Ga., residents countdown to the new year by lowering a taxidermied roadkill possum. His name is Spencer.
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    remember when Scar promised the hyenas a better life in order to use them to gain power but when they realized he lied to them they ate him? something to think about
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    when u thought he got u cupcakes, but he ends up proposing instead.
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