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Have you ever heard of etymology? It is the study of the origin of words. This list is like that if an etymology was a stand-up comedian. Seriously, why are some things called what they are?? Don't even get me started on phobia. Each specific phobia is like exposure therapy for that exact phobia. Here we have a thread of funny creatives coming up with reimagined names for things. It's clever, silly, and will have you frustrated wonder why those things aren't actually called these new words. If you work in marketing, listen up! These are great catchy and punny new names you could use for your very own brand or the brand you work for. Starting a denture-making company? Don't call them boring old dentures. Call them substitoothies!! See how much catchier that is?? I would buy those dentures and I have perfect teeth! (I take very good care of my teeth, okay, I can't STAND that sweater feeling…) Anyway, have a good laugh at this online creativity with etymology.
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'Dentures should be "Substitooths"': Hilariously reimagined wording of real things poorly named
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