30 of the Funniest Shower Thoughts of the Month for Deep Thinkers (March 13, 2024)

JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor

Mar 13, 2024 6:00 PM EDT

The human mind is capable of incredible things. Some of us are out here curing diseases, building rockets, and writing great works of literature. The achievement of humanity is nothing to sneeze at. We've mapped the universe, figured out how gravity works, and even gone to the moon. But we are equally capable of being stupid as heck. Nobody is immune to a stupid human moment. Einstein had to learn how to tie his shoes at some point. Marie Curie at some point probably mistook her right from her left.

All that to say, we are capable of prestigious highs and gross lows. This is where the best shower thoughts are born-- by applying real academic reasoning and critical analysis to banal and unimportant subjects. Together, they create a thought worth thinking. Thoughts that most folks probably haven't thunk before. We've collected some of the best of the month right here, so you can bask in their glory.