Please tell me I'm ADOPTED!

'By the time she'll notice, I'll be long gone': Employee quits job, micromanager demands they send onboarding documents for next hire, employee sends glitched files instead 1

'She was fired': Boss tries to get writer fired, they've been keeping a paper trail and flip the script 2

'She told him sharply to go sit down': Server Disciplines Customer’s Child, Parents Demand to Speak to Manager 3

The Most Entertaining Reddit Posts of the Week (May 10, 2024) 4

'He wanted to see every line of code in this project': Company CTO accuses freelancer of "faking" project results 5

30 of the Best Dungeons and Dragons Memes of the Week (May 10, 2024) 6

Might as well... 1

32 of the Funniest Felines on the Internet and Meowrvelous Memes to Claw Your Way to a Purrfectly Wonderful Weekend 2

Some day, some way 3

Every time 4

Prank call 5

Itty Bitty Turtle Goes Turbo Speed On A Tiny Skateboard And Chases Cats Around The House (Video) 6