Cookie fanatic attempts to steal Oreos from stranger's shopping cart, claims they're hers: 'What is wrong with people?'

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JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor
Mar 21, 2024 4:00 PM EDT

I think the Oreo is a perfect food. It's been honed and engineered over decades to deliver exactly what we want in every bite. A mix of crispy, creamy, sweet, with just a hint of salt. It's as addictive a concoction as anything out there. And of course, everyone has their own special way of consuming it. Some freaks just take bites of it. Most people crack it open in some capacity. Some dunk, others drown. I prefer the Oreo on its own, split in half, eating the side with less cream first so I can finish with the side with more cream. It's guaranteed pleasure every time. 

If I was about to eat an Oreo and someone came along to try to jeopardize that, I would go berserk. But that's exactly what happened to one unlucky Walmart shopper when a pack of Golden Oreos sparked a showdown that warranted professional intervention. Get the deets. 

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    "My kids deserve them
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    r/ r/Entitled People u/Scared Fun258 • 6d Crazy Woman Tries To Steal My Oreos From My Cart
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    This just happened and I'm still wondering what this woman was thinking. Please excuse and spelling or mistypes my small keyboard on my phone and auto correct hates me.
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    I had just walked out of Walmart getting some stuff for dinner. And was loading my car that last thing I had left was my package of double stuffed golden Oreos as I turn around I see a lady taking them out of my cart
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    CL= crazy lady S= Walmart security Me= me Me: hey those are mine. CL: Oh I thought someone left them in here Me: no ma'am those are mine I was just loading my truck
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    CL: you're lying show me a receipt to prove they are yours Me: I'm not doing that now please hand me back my Oreos so I can go home I've had a very long day CL: you work at McDonald's and I know you do because you're wearing their shirt. You can get free food anytime you want, just let me have the Oreos and go buy an ice cream or an apple pie. Look there's one right across the street.
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    Me: just because I work at McDonald's doesn't mean I get free food just give me the Oreos because I really don't want this to go any further. CL: I have children that love these thing and my kids deserve them so you're going to give them to me and like it As we are having this stupid conversation Walmart security pulls up
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    S= what's going on someone told me there was a argument going on out here CL: yes this extremely rude person stole these Oreos from my basket and then claimed he bought them I just got them back when you pulled up. S: is that what happened sir Me: no sir she took them out of my cart and I was trying to get them back
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    CL: HE'S LYING ARREST HIM NOW HE STOLE FROM MY KIDS I just roll my eyes S: there is an easy way to solve this please show me your receipt and we will straighten all of this out CL: this is ridiculous who are you going to believe me a sweet woman or a kid that works a McDonald's he probably dropped out of school and this was the only job he could get. S: receipt please
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    CL: I lost it but these are mine I swear. I hand him my receipt that says I bought them about 10 minutes ago S: ma'am it seems to me that you are lying but we can go check the cameras just to make sure CL: OMG why wouldn't you just given me the Oreos it's not like you needed them She then walked into the store without another word
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    Fianna9 • 6d What is wrong with people?!
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    Slightlysanemomof5. 6d I was in Costco and as usual picked up a rotisserie chicken. I'm now looking at produce and a lady who does not speak English as a first language reaches in my cart takes my chicken. I looked and her and she said mine and waddled to her cart. I do not poke at crazy so I walked away with many people looking going Nice rotisserie chicken man gave me fresh chicken and said lady does it frequently if there isn't a chicken available she likes.... I changed to another Costco.
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    De-railled 6d CL: OMG why wouldn't you just given me the Oreos it's not like you needed them She then walked into the store without another word But did you get the oreos back?? If yes, I would have offered the security an oreo and a thank you.
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    Scared Fun258 OP. 6d I did get them back and enjoying them as we speak
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    AlpineLad1965. 6d I want to know what kind of town you live in where Walmart has security out in the parking lot driving around?
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    Esau2020 6d • I have children that love these thing and my kids deserve them Maybe they do deserve them. Maybe your kids are so wonderful that they deserve a free never-ending supply of mega-stuf Oreos for the rest of their lives. That doesn't mean I have to be the one to provide them. They're your kids, not mine.
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    SaltyDangerHands • 5d The only way to fight crazy is "more crazy." She tells you that those are her oreos? Scream that they're the only things that keep the government out of your dreams. Scream it like you're being murdered. You'll get your 'cookies back.
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