Boss Interrupts Meetings Because She Has To 'Feed The Ravens' Or They'll Turn Against Her, And Surprisingly, Users Agree With Her

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    S.LIZ @slizagna my boss has interrupted our meetings multiple times because she has to go outside to feed the ravens. she always comes back five minutes later with some ominous like "you need to befriend them or they'll turn against you." like ok get it girl. cawcaw. build that bird army. 1:49 AM · Mar 8, 2024 827K Views 62 12.3K 38K ☐ 1.2K ↑
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    S.LIZ @slizagna she also hates long flights because she can't have a cigarette so she truly is a whole mood 7:22 PM · Mar 8, 2024 20.7K Views
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    Goth Aphrodite ♡ @Hunidabs She's right 7:16 PM · Mar 8, 2024 16.2K Views
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    Tams Lomas @BookWolfTams All corvids remember and repay the way you treat them. So yeah, your boss is right. I'm still trying to find a crow to befriend. . 10:51 PM · Mar 8, 2024 4,251 Views
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    Skarsgård Shark Shards @friendof_thedog Peanuts. I have a murder of 6 that follow me when I go for walks because I give them peanuts. They'll also come flying when they see me pulling into my driveway. I've also befriended a few down the street and the next street over. I go thru a lot of peanuts. 1:29 AM Mar 9, 2024 144 Views
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    Rachel Luna @elaina_jay Ravens are a whole other deal but if I don't feed the crows, they start ... throwing things at me and tapping on the glass to convince my partner or roommate to step in. 8:12 PM Mar 8, 2024 7,902 Views
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    Tara @Spenstarr1 I had some blue Jay's make a nest on my porch and then would dive at me when I'd get my keys out so I bought them peanuts I even unshelled some and no luck 6:30 PM Mar 8, 2024 2,799 Views
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    GrayhatJen any/all @divasdramaturg Blue Jays are kind of jerks in general. Gorgeous but jerks. 11:31 PM · Mar 8, 2024 42 Views
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    Cassandra Curates Calamity @DovedSimon ... I call my crows each morning and it's incredible when they fly to me... they do get very agitated if I'm late with the peanuts but they bring me sweet trinkets as rewards for being timely so I feel both witchy for having my own murder and well trained by a group of birds. 10:04 PM Mar 8, 2024 5,921 Views .
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    LILITH @Velvet_Bomber It's hard to see people living your dreams 11:20 PM · Mar 8, 2024 2,749 Views
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    gw (they/them/it) @graveyardindust she is right tho, she's already bonded with them so if she quits now they'll certainly remember 9:48 PM · Mar 8, 2024 2,109 Views
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    Brian Duffy @brianduffytweet slipsofvalenan These trivialities demean me. I must away and tend to my ravens. 8:49 PM · Mar 8, 2024 2,774 Views ...
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    MageVivika @MageVivika Hot Divorcee Arc 【ENVTuber】 She's so real, she gets it, I hope her coven thrives in alliance to that unkindness of ravens. 6:31 PM Mar 8, 2024 6,780 Views
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    Entropy @Entropy345 My husband and I feed the crows in our neighborhood unsalted peanuts. Crows and Ravens are super-smart! 3:41 AM Mar 9, 2024 58 Views
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    GOOD DEAD Meis @nokidsnomoney4 They'll remember you, they'll teach their kids about you, and they can talk 10:16 PM Mar 8, 2024 1,353 Views
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    Joey's Dancing Shoes @Grenadillagirly I wanted to be friends with the crows but then they had a poop storm 7:38 PM · Mar 8, 2024 · 1,350 Views
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    daily moz @dailymoz ... I have long wanted a little group of crow friends and (unintentionally) creeped out a table of coworkers by stating matter-of-factly, “I just think it would be good to have them on my side.” Ravens are even more badass! 1:36 AM Mar 9, 2024 220 Views
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    Misses @MissesKutters Is this your boss?. II GIF P 11:32 PM Mar 8, 2024 970 Views interfix

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