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"BORKING NEWS: A mud explosion has created critical mud attacs on the just minutes ago pristine white freshly bathed, scrubbed, shampood and blowdried Floof of doggo and pupper!!"
Oh, to be a muddy dog who has just had the time of their life in the park. What a wonderful existence that must be. Just imagine having no responsibilities and getting to make a massive mess that you are not going to have to deal with ever. Here's to hoping we come back as dogs in the next life.
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"Should we tell him?"
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03
"I once was smol"
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04
"The specialized team will do their best to save the box of chimken nuggs you brought from McDognalds but they cannot make any promises"
As much as we want to trust him, it is quite likely that his PhD is more of the Please help Doggo variety rather than of the academic variety. So take this advice with a pinch of salt and see if it still makes sense tomorrow… that is, if you have any nuggets left over tomorrow.
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05
"The most impawtant employee, The good boy doing everyone a happ and a relaxo. "
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06
"Doggo meets skip hop pupper, a boop ensues. "
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07
"Today was even better day for pupper than yesterday "
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"Boone the very good boy could clearly not be more excited to have a little brother."
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"Pupper does a heckin womder about the bootiful world below and all the adorable bamboozles pupper can make"
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"Do we agree?"
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"Pupper livin the good life"
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12
"Bamboozled again, suckers. You thought was sheep?"
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13
"Your dutiful accountant has grave news - You are barkrupt and need to get rid of the cat to survive."
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"Samson has had a ruff week and it's time for some relaxing and pupcorn"
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15
"New scientific data shows golden bois' stomachs are actually a black hole that sucks in all food matter and sends it through the event horizon into a deep pit."
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"This is no joke, doggo will STARVE if not given immediate monches of the yum srick"
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"Doggo must be freed"
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"Shibe does a monch to shibe but today is a pupticularly bad day for a monch as shibe ravaged such household items that should never be turned into breath form."
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