44 Hilarious Motherhood Memes That Nail the Chaotic Joys of Raising Tiny Humans (March 22, 2024)

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Briana Viser • Writer and Editor
Mar 22, 2024 2:00 PM EDT

Moms, think back to before you had kids. How you idealized and glorified the joy of pregnancy, parenting, all the ideas and plans you had about raising children. How you wanted your kid to be and the tenacity and passion behind your intentions. Now look at you, ambivalent, exhausted, and just trying to put your kid to sleep without making more of your hair go grey. But it's okay, there's no perfect mother out there. Like a photoshopped image of a beautiful blonde woman with 3 kids that are all smiling next to her firefighter husband. It's all made up, don't worry. 

Even though your hair is going in five different directions, you haven't brushed your teeth in a day, and you've been wearing the same underwear all week, you're doing a stellar job as a mother. Because you've chosen to sacrifice yourself for your little boy or girl. 

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    This kid just cracked the Mother's Day secret CHIC @cynicalparent Mam, I just wanted to tell you that Mother's Day wouldn't be possible without me. I'll be waiting for my present in the living гоем. love, Joshua
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    When you have the day off from work but your kids also have the day off from school It isn't fair. @cynicalparent
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    When you're sick as a dog but still have to feed your kids breakfast in the morning. @stayathomiesblog
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    "Are they twins?" "No, I found the extra kid in the parking lot and thought, 'Why not?"" someecards user card
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    When you finally get a night out and you realize your entire wardrobe went out of style while you were busy raising babies
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    When your kid takes up all of the space in your bed even though there should be plenty of space for you both...
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    When your kids keep telling a story And it won't end
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    When you have to pretend you're not taking pictures just so you can get a decent picture of your kids
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    WHEN YOU GO TO REHEAT YOUR COFFEE ? 8555 TIME COOK CLOCK 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 CLEAR STARY anc cooKING CONTROL AND YOU FIND THE COFFEE YOU NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO DRINK YESTERDAY
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    How close I am to having a mental breakdown 99% of the time ** ** ** *
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    The FIRST time you hear "Mom!" The 7,567TH time
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    Me at age 98 fondly remembering that one time I made a meal and all three of my kids ate it
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    Kid: mommy, how come my dinosaur doesn't roar anymore and all my tractors stopped making digging noises? Me:
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    Never make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep They will sense your excitement and abort mission!
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    I don't want to sleep like a baby I just want to sleep like my husband.
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    How I feel when my kids won't eat their food THEN GO AHEAD AND STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVE!!!
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    Me at 35 Me at 25 after a quick 5 mile run after buckling my kid into the car seat
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    When you ask your kid to smile for a picture
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    Please hold my hand and walk next to me. Kid:
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    When my kid threatens to not talk to me for the rest of the day
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    Me when my kid trips over the toy I asked him to pick up 100 times
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    Motherhood is being the snack holder for children no matter how fabulous you look
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    Texting another mom... I'm done. I'm selling my kid on ebay. Don't be silly, you made him. Sell him on etsy!
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    Person: what's it like to work from home with kids? Me: 12 En 432 2634 Luz LED Can tha LES F Cumer Attach Servi Cost
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    When I finally get to leave the house without the kids:
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    When you're on a budget so you start cutting your kid's hair
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    Me in the morning after a cup of coffee Me around dinnertime waiting for my husband to come home
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    Some people might feel bad for the one cow, but I would kill for that kind of alone time TERRA
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    Husband: how were the kids today? Me:
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    8 Ask me what I do all day. ONE. MORE. TIME.
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    Oh, excuse me. Today you don't like bananas? I'm sorry, I must have confused you with that toddler that ate three entire bananas yesterday. someecards user card
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    How moms feel after an uninterrupted shower
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    I'm pretty sure Moms are part of some sort of scientific experiment to prove that sleep is not a crucial part of survival חשש
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    That look your mom gives you when you embarrass her in public but she can't kill you yet
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    When you love your kids to the moon and back and also need a vacation from them
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    My kid smiling My kid when Task them to smile for a picture @alrightmom
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    Hey Janice, yeah can I call you back in eleven years?
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    Dr: do you have kids? me: yes I have 3 kids Dr: do you drink? me: yes I have 3 kids
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    What you think playing in the snow with kids will be like What it actually is like
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    If you're ever wondering what it's like to be the parent of a toddler @cynicalparent
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    When the baby falls asleep on you and you try to move them to the crib @alrightmom
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    When your kid draws a picture of you
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    Me: I love being a mom Also me: Google how do you fake your own coma Google Search I'm Feeling Lucky
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    *candy wrapper makes that crinkle sound* Kids:
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