30 Memes to Pull Out of the Filing Cabinet

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  • 01
    Weeds in my yard: My weedwacker: wack
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    ah yes, the two genders GENTLEMEN ELEVATORS
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    Tip: study underwater so that no one can see you crying OTAGOMEDSTUDENTMEMES
  • 04
    guys literally only want one thing and it's disgusting
  • 05
    if turtles hate straws so much then explain this
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    VOILA! IN VIEW A HUMBLE VAUDEVILLIAN VETERAN CAST VICARIOUSLY BOTH VICTIM AND VILLAIN BY THE VICISSITUDES OF FATE THIS VISAGE NO VENEER MERE OF VANITY IS A VESTIGE THE VOX POPULI NOW VACANT HOWEVER VANISHED THIS VALOUROUS VISITATION OF A BYGONE VEXATION STANDS VIVIFIED AND HAS VOWED To VANQUISH THESE VENAL AND VIRULENT VERMIN VANGUARDING VICE AND VOUCHSAFING THE VIOLENTLY VICIOUS AND VORACIOUS VIOLATION OF VOLITION! THE ONLY VERDICT IS VENGANCE; A VENDETTA HELD AS VOTIVE, NOT VAIN, THE FOR VALUE
  • 07
    Lowlife History LOWLIFE 2d. Adding medieval weapons to dogs playing on the beach needs to become a thing.
  • 08
    You make my dreams come true. Aside from all the weird ones. But it's best not to talk about those. Hey, what's that? Not my weird dreams. Let's move on.
  • 09
    Eternal Samnation @portmant... 9h v ME: there's a full moon this Easter, you know what that means THEM: ME: THEM: werewolf Jesus? ME: *cocking shotgun* werewolf Jesus 8 1177 453
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    If you don't have the time and money for both a girlfriend and a dog, then I, a terrifying werewolf, am an excellent bargain Source: schmergo
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    THIS IS A FLAMMENWERFER IT WERFS FLAMMEN
  • 12
    Are all snakes venomous? That's a myth. Snakes have many ways to kill their prey. The Wesson Cobra, found across the world.
  • 13
    DO NOT IGNORE THE UNFAMILIAR VOICES IN YOUR DREAMS.
  • 14
    Alex Pardee @alexpardee < I like to imagine that Michael & Joann were a happily married couple with plans to open the greatest arts&craft store ever. But then, things went awry after a wild night of swing- scrapbooking. They soon divorced with bad blood, each vowing to defeat each other via a Craft Empire. ichaels TS AND CRAFTS STORE JOANN fabrics and crafts Isaac Samuels Welcome to the World of War-Craft 24m Like Reply
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    mechanic: you used subpar fuel which corroded your injectors and intake manifold me: uhh english bro mechanic: low quality gas damaged your engine me: dumb it down for me kemosabe mechanic: bad go-go juice make your vroom vroom machine all me: oh no
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    Drinks available: Sprite Diet Coke THE VOID Sprite Coke Diet PUSH PUSH PUSH
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    I'M A LEAF ON THE WIND WATCH HOW I
  • 18
    Me watching my boyfriend be really good at video games but also wishing he was cuddling me instead
  • 19
    Don't forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
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    S istandonsnowpiles DARK SKY Show More ○ Sleetcast 36° H:313° 33° 86% ✰ Lake Effect Snow Watch for Monroe, NY It's thirty... foursixer and Slværtcast I guess helloitsbees oh the weather outside is [REDACTED]
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    Wow Wanda they look pretty mad. 44 What the they gonna do?
  • 22
    I scream into the void L And the void answers With Jazz
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    leagueofaveragefolk rooksandravens Follow biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Stop. Normalizing. Bath Bombs. they're training people not to recognize the inherent dangers of magical vortexes biggest-gaudiest-patronuses thousands of years of evolutionary instincts gone just like that. you dumbasses are gonna stick your feet in the first glowing portal you stumble across and get kidnapped by the fae Source: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses 8,934 notes D
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    everyones out doing stuff Im just at home like TURN UP.
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    oystersaintforme the ONION® POLITICS SPORTS LOCAL ENTERTAINMENT OPINION VIDEO CLICKHOLE ||| NEWS IN BRIEF NASA Frantically Announces Mission To Earth's Core After Accidentally Launching Rocket Upside Down Today 10:51am SEE MORE: NASA this is peak comedy
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    хо B A -LIFE- охо хо AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN HERE, TAKE THIS. USE VIOLENCE TO G SOLVE EVERY SINGLE ISSUE YOU FACE.
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    me about to tell my boyfriend I love him even after he spent all night ignoring me for video games
  • 28
    my two moods:
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    WARNING: Where ever your go There your are WALDO CAN'T HIDE FROM HIMSELF My regrets go with me! He has done things Terrible things obvious plant LEAR Murder things
  • 30
    r/Showerthoughts u/Sentient Phlegm ▪ 3h Garlic is an anticoagulant. Eating garlic to ward off vampires is actually propaganda by vampires to make humans bleed more efficiently. Mindblowing 7.0k TOP COMMENTS ▾ 115 Share IAm YourDaydreamer ⚫ 3h That or Italian vampires started the rumor to get humans to season themselves properly. Sentient Phlegm Reply 3h I don't want to be served with pasta! 878

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