33 Top Shelf Memes to Hide From Your Teens

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  • 01
    My friend and I going out past 9
  • 02
    drunk calling exes is cancelled we're out here drunk calling our friends and letting them know how proud we are of them
  • 03
    19 BAR ـل Anyone above 22
  • 04
    Since it's impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis
  • 05
    If my alarm clock could speak: I HAVE ASKED YOU THRICE
  • 06
    Me the finger that isn't cracking, The rest of my hand
  • 07
    jamie @ekvous if I was an Italian plumber whose girlfriend was constantly being imprisoned in castles by an evil fire breathing lizard I would simply not take part in recreational go-kart races with aforementioned lizard
  • 08
    This is how a 29 year old looked like in the 1980s // This is how a 29 year old looks like in 2024 haCon
  • 09
    ravn @ravnxsvmone if you see a guy with long hair he's either gorgeous or | weird and the answer lies in what kind of shoes he's wearing.
  • 10
    Me waiting for the next text while we arguing
  • 11
    <Chat where r u babe online at the gym! ????? send me pic 3:35 am 5:58 am 5:47 am GYM
  • 12
    sam greisman @SAMGREIS Hiiiii (with the intent of telling you I'm flaking on our plans)
  • 13
    Adult friendships be like, "I miss you let's hang out in November"
  • 14
    Bitcoin up 25% in a week My boss: why were you late? Me: Watch your mouth.
  • 15
    Tinker Elle @elle91 I thought the CVS guy was going to ask me to join the rewards program but he said "enjoy your night" so I said "not today, thanks" and left.
  • 16
    Me at a wine tasting I'm getting hints of oak and cocoa finish. I'm getting wasted.
  • 17
    Russell Rzewnicki. Jul 11. Kids now a days will never know true fear like when your Furby starts singing at 3am
  • 18
    Parents back in the days be like: Dad, I can't swim Not with that attitude
  • 19
    Interviewer: How would you describe yourself? Me: Verbally, but I've also prepared a dance
  • 20
    When your best friend stops sending you memes and starts sending TikTok links instead you're going down a path I can't follow
  • 21
    Literally my mood until summer comes back
  • 22
    When your husband says he looked everywhere for something @30somethingaf RIGHT...
  • 23
    Me, leaving my house at 8:15 hoping that I make it to work by 8:00
  • 24
    Me going on Tik Tok to learn the latest slang
  • 25
    "Come join our team. We have an amazing environment!" The environment: All Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning to Work
  • 26
    When instagram goes down for 10 minutes
  • 27
    Real estate agents when you tell them posting something on Zillow and filling in the names on a document isn't worth $35,000
  • 28
    Who wore it better, Taylor swift or my dad?
  • 29
    No parents
  • 30
    People born on February 29th 10 It's been 1461 days... ED
  • 31
    Thank you for changing my life I just puked on your bed
  • 32
    me to me cause i'll never learn C
  • 33
    Somebody staring at ME: ME: 10 B zeusa

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