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Twitter Users Share The Funniest Reasons They Think Their Pets Would Get Fired From Their Jobs

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    Bunsen and BEAKER @bunsenbernerbmd Subscribe Post a photo of your pet and why you would fire them from their job. 2:00 AM Mar 20, 2024 · 46.5K Views

    Let's see… our cat would get fired from her job for multiple reasons. Sleeping all day, not doing anything, constantly taking both snack and catnip breaks, yelling at everyone for no reason, biting everyone's ankles for no reason, and, of course, for doing it with no shame while staring the boss right in the face. 

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    "She would never show up on time…"

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    Honestly, if we could… we would never show up on time either. Who wants to get out of bed when it's so cold outside and our blankets are so warm and our pets are feeling so heckin' cuddly? Why would we do that to ourselves? Might be worth getting fired over. 

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    "Terrible at putting laundry away."

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    "Distracting coworkers"

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    "No remorse for stealing food from the breakroom."

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    "All play and no work!"

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    "Being very nosy."

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    "Overthrowing management in a bloody coup then appointing themselves MEOW - Magnificent Empress Of The Workplace."

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    "Sucking up to the boss too much"

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    "Drinking on the job"

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    "Stealing your bosses sandwich from the fridge then lying that you stole it"

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    "Excessive catnip breaks"

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    "Customer intimidation"

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    "Joli, house guard dog, asleep on the job."

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    "He gets in the face of authority..."

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    "You’re late again!!!"

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    "Sleeping on the job"

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    "Frequent naps during working hours"

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    "Gus is not taking his job seriously"

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    "Really long lunch breaks"

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    "Drinking on the job and committing multiple shenanigans on coworkers."

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    "Takes co-worker's food"

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    "He’s always daydreaming. I should give him a raise for having his priorities in order"

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    "Used car salesman. Puts too much pressure on the customer. Says 'trust me, just sign here'"

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