33 Double Black Diamond Memes to Enjoy Over Après Ski

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Apr 1, 2024 6:00 AM EDT

Out of all of the ridiculously expensive hobbies, wintery mountain sports are the most fun. Skiing and snowboarding are an excellent way to get some fresh mountain air, redden your face with the worst sunburn of your life, and break your collarbone without warning. While your knees have told you for years, screaming that they can't take this anymore, you keep going back to the mountain, unable to resist the whimsical charms of a $300 lift ticket and wet boots. As we close out the 2023-2024 season, looking back on your rides in the slush, ice, and powder of the slopes, perhaps you never did that double backflip you wanted, but you enjoyed a mouthful of snow on a wipeout, narrowly avoided skiing off of a cliff, and beat your land speed record on that black diamond run. 

Life is good on the mountain. 

Regardless of your ski or snowboard skill level, we can all use an après ski refreshment at the end of each day on the slopes–as well as a fine selection of memes that warm your heart more than that ski lift Fireball shot. 

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  • 01
    Parents: We want grandkids.. Me: el @HaterMcBaiter Best I can do is a 30 second clip of me snowboarding
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    Trying to get my hot skier crush to notice me at the bar during après-ski
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    Me A perfect ski day My upset tummy
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    Splitboarders be like... @hatermcbaiter BE You know, I'm something of a skier myself
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    My friends on vacation: Let's relax on the beach and go out for dinner Me on Vacation: Let's drive 8 hours then throw ourselves down a mountain
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    PNW skiers emailing their bosses this week like: SHLY A
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    pulling up to get first chair on a pow day like... @HaterMcBaiter RATES 25¢
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    Whenever someone says winter Go Apologize to God
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    Skiers when other people say that winter is the worst season That is literally the stupidest thing that anyone has ever said in the history of mankind ever!
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    When your friends take you night skiing for the first time
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    So what do you like to do when you're not Snowboarding? Me:
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    Whenever someone asks about my ski trip packing strategy Squish Cat squashes the garbage down with his squasher-downer.
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    Cross country skiers Any slope steeper than 7°
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    Me and my other two personalities deciding how to cope with distressing news when I can't go skiing i want to sleep want to get drunk i want to cry GOO
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    when she realizes the trick you just landed was switch
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    When you have to choose between breakfast or getting first tracks @angrysnowboarder
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    SNOWBOARD PROGRESSION SPRING SLUSH @SNOW.FUNCTIONAL CONSTANTLY CATCHING AN EDGE... SPRING SLUSH SNOWBOARD PROGRESSION
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    Who is going to complain about lift lines and buy a pass to a resort that's over run with tourists...
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    Mountain safety watching me duck a rope: SHERIFF
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    People on the east coast seeing all the snowstorms hitting the west coast right now... HaterMcBaiter
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    So I skate goofy, snowboard regular, surf goofy, and I fingerboard regular.. That's why I'm so good at riding switch. Not a lot of people can flip their stance like I can.
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    My blown out snowboard socks watching me buy my 5th beanie this season
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    Vail Resorts: Our New employee housing will not lower your homes value. Their employee housing plans .. alant @hatermcbaiter lamy alamy
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    Mountain Safety: don't duck any ropes. Me... @HatfMet
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    "hello we have been trying to reach you about your snowboards extended warranty" alamy a a a @HaterMcBaiter a a a a a a alamy a a a alamy a alamy a a a a
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    when you show up to the mountain and find out they over hyped the snow totals @HaterMcBaiter my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
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    if you're cold, they're cold... NED XXRID RIDE Kilk @HaterMcBaiter bring them inside Fine
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    when you see your buddy on the opposite side of the lift line @HaterMcBaiter
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    when you find the perfect backcountry zone on Google Earth. @HaterMcBaiter IT'S BEAUTIFUL. I'VE LOOKED AT THIS FOR FIVE HOURS NOW.
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    the reservation system will limit the amount of people at the resort I will have the mountain to myself it won't even be that hard to get a reservation I bet all the tourists won't even come to the resort this season
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    When you're not a lock for the US Mens half pipe team, but the Womens US team has two spots open... R NICHOLSON Producer NEIDER COLOR MBIA PICTURES @hatermcbaiter BARB
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    Everyone: Winter is over! PNW April weather: liar
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    Trying to take a cute selfie while wearing your goggles
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