45 Coding Memes for Smart and Sassy Ladies Fixing Bugs and Forgoing Romance

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Eleonora Bader
Mar 31, 2024 8:00 AM EDT

You are finally at the beach, sand between your toes, the sound of waves crashing the shore. At last, you have escaped the chaos at work… you are on a much-needed vacation. Suddenly, your phone buzzes, like a persistent mosquito, and you tense up immediately. It can't be… your boss. But it is, and the second you answer (big mistake) they frantically go on about some coding emergency at work that only you can solve.

Despite being miles away, you can't shake the feeling of being tethered to your desk. You're annoyed you feel guilty, as if you have abandoned your duties by simply trying to relax. The sun seems less inviting, the ocean less soothing. Meh. You try to explain to your boss that you aren't on the clock, but this falls on deaf ears. You wonder if you should just hang up.

Click. Goodbye. Have a nice day, boss.

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    How I fix stuff working in IT Restart whatever isn't working Quick Google Search IT placebo effect: My mere presence has fixed the issue
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    I'm a server Even if my screen is off, I'm still on. DON'T UNPLUG ME! DON'T CLOSE MY LID!
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    Hey What's your address? 7:05 PM 173.168.15.10 7:05 PM No man. Your local address. 7:05 PM 127.0.0.1 7:06 PM Oh you geeky nerd!!! I mean your physical address. 29:01:38:62:31:58 11:47 PM 11:46 PM Message 11:47 PM
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