Your Cat Is At School, And The Principle Calls: Funny Misbehaving Cats Who Would Definitely Get Sent Home For Their Crimes

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Mariel Ruvinsky • Writer and Editor
Apr 3, 2024 9:00 AM EDT

There is one thing that each and every cat owner learns in their time having cats, it's that cats are friggin' hooligans. Every single one of them. Even the nicest, calmest, most docile cats are little rascals at heart. Some are just more overt about it. Some do it more often than others. And some… some keep their hooliganism to a small amount, but their crimes are significant. When we read that story about a cat stealing three sausages from a store, we were not even surprised.

Chaos is what cats do. And we knew that cat owners would understand that. So, when we gave you this challenge: your cat is at school, you get a call from the principal, what did your cat do? We knew we would get some hissterical answers. But honestly, you guys outdid yourselves this time. 

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    Millie Garard Parkour about the classroom and ate everyone's lunches, before falling asleep in the butterfly chicken pose. 6d Like Reply Send message Hide 14
    via Millie Garard

    And he will have absolutely no shame about it. Because that's the beautiful thing about cats. They will do something that they know they are not allowed to do, and they will maintain direct eye contact with us the entire time with zero shame in their hearts. 

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    �Top fan Sam Emery One of them would've vomited on the others after wolfing his lunch too fast, another would've wandered the classrooms giving everyone random socks, and the 2 babies would've probably parkoured off everyone else, chased each other around and scratched someone while climbing onto their shoulder 6d Like Reply Send message Hide 7
    via Sam Emery

    Ah yes, the self-sabotaging cat that cannot stop eating. We have one of those. It doesn't matter how many times that silly little thing pukes right after eating, she does not learn her lesson. In fact, every time it happens, she looks at us and yells to give her more because she's still hungry.

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    �Top fan Mara Haslam Sleeping in class. 9
    via Mara Haslam
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    �Top fan Denise McGuire Johnson Stole treats from the other cats' lunchboxes. 6d Like Reply Send message Hide 5
    via Denise McGuire Johnson
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    Top fan Richard Dinnen Knocked down all the apples from the desks. 1w Like Reply Send message Hide 5
    via Richard Dinnen
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    Pamela Sciacca Archer Sleeping in class 1w Like Reply Send message Hide
    via Pamela Sciacca Archer
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    Sandra Straznickas Slept through all his classes. Except mousing: he had a conversation with the mouse then let him go 6d Like Reply Send message Hide 7
    via Sandra Straznickas
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    Herance Matte Didn't make it to school. Saw a squirrel in a tree and is now out on a limb soaking up the sunshine. 6d Like Reply Send message Hide Reply 5
    via Herance Matte
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    Efrat Shuv Yaffe Smacked another student because he felt like it 1w Like Reply Send message Hide +7
    via Efrat Shuv Yaffe
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    Robert Campbell We don't have time to go through the WHOLE list. He's suspended indefinitely. 1w Like Reply Send message Hide 5
    via Robert Campbell
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    Nuno Catharina Pedersen Was caught smoking catnip 5 1w Like Reply Send message Hide
    via Nuno Catharina Pedersen
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    Susan Jones Refused to do the assignment and just stared out the window at the birds... 1w Like Reply Send message Hide 7
    via Susan Jones
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    mtnkat79 1w At lunch, she ate her cookies really fast, and then she stole the cookies out of all the other cats' lunches and ate them too, claiming she "doesn't get enough food at home" and sometimes her bowl is not full to the very top. 49 likes Reply
    via mtnkat79
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    kittybeaknitting 6d Larry ate his lunch, the teacher's lunch, all the students' lunches.... Just cleaned out the entire cafeteria. 白 26 likes Reply
    via kittybeaknitting
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    cynthiafeuer 1w Ate 16 hair ties, chewed up 12 pencils, and kept clawing the chalkboard making screeching nail sounds until he threw up all the hair ties and eraser heads of the pencils, so was sent to the school nurse. You now need to pick him up. 79 likes Reply
    via cynthiafeuer
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    07_fxt 1w She keeps failing her subjects because she keeps napping in class ZZZ 49 likes Reply
    via 07_fxt
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    malice_artdroid 1w Stole everyone's lunches and then slapped them for getting upset 158 likes Reply
    via malice_artdroid
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    tiggi.jenkins 1w Ate the class hamster. 104 likes Reply
    via tiggi.jenkins
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    esotericwanderer_ 1w He won't stop talking in class! 31 likes Reply
    via esotericwanderer_
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    fossil_hunterqueen 1w Ate everyone's lunch, stuck her head in the principals glass of milk, scratched the kid who thinks he's a dog and pooped in the sandbox. 56 likes Reply
    via fossil_hunterqueen
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    _nataliejanewxoxo 1w Knocked everything off the desk multiple times 27 likes Reply
    via _nataliejanewxoxo
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    i_love_90s_yotas 1w Caught selling catnip in the parking lot to other cats 204 likes Reply
    via i_love_90s_yotas
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    ninas_chapters 1w Calling the other Kids and teachers "peasants" and climbing on the closets because „a Queen needs a Throne" 38 likes Reply
    via ninas_chapters
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    fatosblkc 1w She stole cheese from the principal's sandwich, took a bite and didn't even finish it because the cheese wasn't fancy enough 94 likes Reply
    via fatosblkc
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    djfalkirk 1w Absolutely nothing. My baby is an absolute angel!! 96 likes Reply
    via djfalkirk

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