20 Shower Thoughts That Are a Total Mind F**k

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    Water - The worst part of having the hiccups is having to listen to people tell you their cure for the hiccups.
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    Text - Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from taking a nap. dou
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    Font - Ifa restaurant-can charge me more for extra cheese, and dressing shouldn't they reduce the price if idont want an item included from the base cost?
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    Cash - If you attempt to rob abankyou won'thave any trouble-with rent/food for the next few years whether you're successfulor not. sincroa Afahin
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    Land vehicle - There are self-driving cars now but I still musthold my remote at a right angle to control my tv.
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    Text - As soon as a UFOisidentified as UFO it's no longer a UFO.
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    Motor vehicle - l got an emailin1997 that l didn't forward to anyone. The 2O years of bad luck it cast on me ghould be up soon. NV55 RHU
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    Human - If you die avirgin, you are the first of your lineage to do so in all of history
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    People - AT When people sayexcuse me"; they usually say it at a volume that directly correlates to how much they need you to move.
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    Font - #hashtao I wonder how many young people know the hashtag is actually a pound sign?
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    Text - Hollywood is in its Aluminum Ages everything it puts out is recycled. OLLY WOOD
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    Product - I get more excited counting down the final10 seconds for food in the microwave than Ido the New Year's ball drop
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    Green - Ф 30 10 Sneezing is like using sonar to find polite people. 20
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    house fly - probably use more energy Swatting away a fruit fly than the fruit fly usesin its entire life.
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    Motor vehicle - wish food/taco trucks would drive around my neighborhood and play music. Like an ice cream truck, only with dope foods.
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    Text - What if the first person to eat something was allergic and now we are missing out on what would be adelicious food
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    Product - durex aure durex ханар) dure I'm embarrassedbuying condoms but finebuying toilet paper. So apparently, Im more proud of my shitting than getting laid. Curex aurex du durex aur durex durex durex dur durex d durex aure urex rex
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    Text - How do Amish girls know if it's romantic candle lit dinner just a regular dinner?
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    Motor vehicle - When driving long distances, become "friends with random people driving cars that go the same direction as me and I' most likely never see them again and I get sad when they get off on an exit.

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