34 Lawyer Memes That'll Make Your Plead the 5th

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Apr 11, 2024 6:00 AM EDT

Long nights, infinite email inboxes, and late-night partner phone calls make up the majority of your life as a lawyer. We were all sold the idea of a sharp grey suit paired with a 2018, certified pre-owned BMW and a hot blonde wife–but here we are slogging through the trenches with 60-hour weeks, a heavy conscience, and an insatiable urge to argue. Being a lawyer ain't easy and it's not for the reasons anyone ever anticipated. 

However, the fun parts about being a lawyer sometimes show themselves during the week. You're always entitled to shout, 'I object!' at any inconvenience and you're probably becoming a coffee connoisseur because of all of the café meetings you're taking. When you're not in court and you're not in the office fighting off the firm partners with a stick, maybe you can finally live out your dream of having your face on a billboard, carrying a leather briefcase, and maybe–just maybe–bringing some justice to the courtroom. 

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    When you realize you can charge clients for saying "it depends"
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    when you give them free will and they go to law school @attorneyproblems
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    how criminal defense lawyers sleep knowing their client just got 25 to life @attorneyproblems
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    Me listening to a potential client tell me about his case ma.stwan @attorneyproblems
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    Client: Should I tell you if I did it? Me: @attomeyproblems
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    Solo practitioners collecting all the attorney fees for themselves
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    What they mean when they say "Work Life Balance" @attorneyproblems
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    Me doing everything I possibly can working 60+ hr weeks while getting chewed out for the one thing I didn't do
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    Anyone: Slips and falls Personal Injury Attorneys: @attorneyproblems -Hello
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    LE when lawyers get thirsty... Human Tears Human Tears Human Tears New Arrival New Human Tears $1.29 Enjoy the salty goodness of human suffering! @attorneyproblems Stay endrited! Po refr Mandarin
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    The Court: Please turn on your video and your mic when your case is called. Me: kont @attorneyproblems
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    Me copying and pasting the same shell discovery requests I've always used and billing 3 hours for "Review File. Draft Discovery Requests." @attorneyproblems Super Lawyer
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    Court clerk interviews be like... BRE HOW MUCH DO YOU HATE PEOPLE? A LOT YOU'RE HIRED 20
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    me going to bed thinking the partners appreciate all my hard work PLAY @attorneyproblems
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    Me listening to my overpriced expert testify for $1,300 an hour
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    Me reviewing my law clerk's first assignment
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    Judge: Counsel do you have any case law to support your argument? Me: @attorneyproblems
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    Me getting ready to give my closing argument cringe
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    Calm me reading angry me's email AMER @attorneyproblems
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    me trying to get into heaven after living a life as a lawyer Let me in. [adult swim attemeyproblems LET ME IIIIIIIIN! [adult swim
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    When the firm is interviewing new associates @attorneyproblems Partner Me
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    Actual photo of me just after I got fired by my client @attorneyproblems 0
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    Criminal defense attorneys getting ready to argue reasonable doubt for the next 90 minutes @attorneyproblems
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    AttorneyProblems @AttorneyProbs My pronouns are I'll/sue/you
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    when you accidentally copy OC on an internal email
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    When the motion to withdraw gets granted
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    "What's it like being a family law attorney?" Me: CRAZY PEOPLE @attorneyproblems 000 CRAZY PEOPLE EVERYWHERE
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    Opposing Counsel: @attorneyproblems Me: Following up on my meet and confer I don't think about you at all.
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    Offer Me About to Big Law say Yes to the Biggest Mistake of my Life
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    When the senior partner finds one insignificant typographical error @attorneyproblems
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    Law students complaining about law school Lawyers PARAL
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    when you realize law school doesn't teach you how to be a lawyer @attorneyproblems Years of academy training wasted! SPROD
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    Civil lawyers switching to criminal law and realizing there's no written discovery LLADEGA NIGHTS THE BALLAR Ber Ser @attorneyproblems DINNIT AR I'M NOT SURE WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS... C
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    when you act nice to opposing counsel but the big reveal is coming @attorneyproblems
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    Becoming a lawyer in hindsight... @attorneyproblems Reality is often disappointing
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