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43-year employee gets vacation time cut, takes 10 weeks of PTO and refuses to come back for less than 7 figures: 'It's the day Jimmy is supposed to return. He doesn't'

43-year employee gets vacation time cut, takes 10 weeks of PTO and refuses to come back for less than 7 figures: 'It's the day Jimmy is supposed to return. He doesn't'

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Employee goes $1.87 over lunch budget and HR denies reimbursement, so he digs up $6K in petty expenses just to prove a point: 'Never be team player when it comes reimbursement'

Employee goes $1.87 over lunch budget and HR denies reimbursement, so he digs up $6K in petty expenses just to prove a point: 'Never be team player when it comes reimbursement'

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18-year-old moves out to live with grandparents after stepdad makes him work for a father-figure and guilt trips him about not being close to stepsiblings, he stands his ground: “It’s not like I’m alone”

18-year-old moves out to live with grandparents after stepdad makes him work for a father-figure and guilt trips him about not being close to stepsiblings, he stands his ground: “It’s not like I’m alone”

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22-year-old living at home refuses to share room with father's girlfriend's 10-year-old daughter despite girlfriend insisting: "We even have a spare room"

22-year-old living at home refuses to share room with father's girlfriend's 10-year-old daughter despite girlfriend insisting: "We even have a spare room"

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32-year-old makes girlfriend of 7 months babysit 6-year-old daughter while he plays video games, protests when she refuses to continue childcare: 'He said I was being fragile and acting like she's a burden'

32-year-old makes girlfriend of 7 months babysit 6-year-old daughter while he plays video games, protests when she refuses to continue childcare: 'He said I was being fragile and acting like she's a burden'

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Sister-in-law flips out after stay-at-home mom refuses to keep providing free babysitting for 4-year-old son 5 days a week: 'I feel like I’m constantly having to re-parent him'

Sister-in-law flips out after stay-at-home mom refuses to keep providing free babysitting for 4-year-old son 5 days a week: 'I feel like I’m constantly having to re-parent him'

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