'No TP is safe in this house': Cat Pawrents of the Internet Share Their Cats' Most Hissterical Horrible Habits That Became Comical Cat-astrophes

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Apr 14, 2024 2:00 PM EDT

Hey, I Can Has-ers and cat connoisseurs of the internet. Happy Sunday! We aren't sure how you started your day, but purrsonally, we woke up to a graveyard of shredded toilet paper all throughout our house. It seems that our cat found our hidden stash of TP and had a feisty feline fiesta while we were sleeping. This just goes to show that you never know what you're going to get when you adopt a pet. Some cats lay on your face while you sleep, others try to jump in the toilet bowl, and some get into crazy shenanigans that you would never even dream of. What can you do except laugh about it?

We found a super silly thread of cat pawrents sharing their cats' most hissterical horrible habits that turned into comical cat-astrophes, and we figured that if you can't beat them, join them! Laugh your pain away while cleaning up all that toilet paper by scrolling through this hissterical series of kitties that make their hoomans' lives one chaotic day after another. You're not alone!

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    Does your cats have any horrible habits?
    via u/RetroSwamp
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    Life_Plastic_1372 - 7 hr. ago Sure does if I had a nickel for every time I wake up to go to the bathroom and the toilet paper roll is now shreds on the floor........ I'd be able to afford how often we have to replace the paper products around the house
    via u/Life_Plastic_1372

    What is it with cats and toilet paper? Why must they take our hard-earned money and flush it down the toilet? Did you get the joke? It's funny because they don't flush it down the toilet (like you're supposed to do with toilet paper), but they shred it instead. 

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    MalcahAlana 8 hr. ago My void disagrees with losing my attention.
    via u/MalcahAlana
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    anon_liz 7 hr. ago • Sterili PET ANYTHING HABITATTITUDE This one breaks into my gecko's crickets whenever I leave them out. Hence cricket jail until I'm ready to feed.
    via u/anon_liz
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    OnyxxOz. 9 hr. ago Pennywise likes to lick anything adhesive/sticky
    via u/OnyxxOz
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    MellowPumpkin123 8 hr. ago My cat loves rolling in the cat liter
    via u/MellowPumpkin123
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    wildmanharry. 10 hr. ago BRI H Greenies Greeni Savory Calmon Flave PUNA FLAVOR Ruby bats her dry turds around like a demented hockey player
    via u/wildmanharry
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    commiecomrade · 2 hr. ago Turd batting friends
    via u/commiecomrade
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    KittyJun 7 hr. ago Turkish Angora The same horrible habit dressed in the same coat. Lol
    via u/KittyJun
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    artificialavocado · 6 hr. ago Lola constantly messes with me when I'm trying to sleep. Like if I check what time it is on my phone or reach over to grab a drink of water she hears the movement and is up head butting me.
    via u/artificialavocado
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    Minute_Expert1653.5 hr. ago 7184 Like what?
    via u/Minute_Expert1653
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    No-Locksmith-8590 9 hr. ago Ale
    via u/No-Locksmith-8590
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    lemissa11 4 hr. ago Every day I come home from work and give this gross beast my stinky work shoes and socks
    via u/lemissa11
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    Apparently lots of cats have a thing with hoarding shoe smells

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    via u/RetroSwamp
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    Cheezburger Image 9908641792
    via u/RetroSwamp
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    LonelyOctopus24 - 9 hr. ago My old cat used to love my bras. I miss her. Your pics made me laugh out loud though
    via u/LonelyOctopus24
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    • las3rschw3rt 4 hr. ago She finds toilet paper rolls at night and shreds them up. But look at her face, I can't be mad at her
    via u/las3rschw3rt
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    theboxkicker 5 hr. ago Oryx (white Bengal) likes to chew my socks while he eats his food and deposit them in the bowl.
    via u/theboxkicker
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    Rufus Rucus54. 5 hr. ago Omg, my girl does the same thing. She even ruined two of my shoes by scratching them
    via u/Rufus_Rucus54
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    hooligan-6318 · 5 hr. ago
    via u/hooligan-6318
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    . Roboticpoultry · 5 hr. ago This moron loves sniffing armpits. The stinkier the better
    via u/Roboticpoultry
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    EnderLord361.5 hr. ago Laying down in the kitchen, but only when my family is cooking.
    via u/EnderLord361
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    • OneAwkwardProduct 9 hr. ago . edited 8 hr. ago Mine refuses to eat chicken from her bowl. The chicken must be on a human plate. She doesnt mind eating anything else in a bowl. She also had a phase where she would only eat while sitting on a chair with, with her food on the table. But then she realised its not practical for her lol. Now she sometimes sits on the table to eat instead of the chair.
    via u/OneAwkwardProduct
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    Equivalent-Fix5448 · 6 hr. ago This is Loki. The fabric is for making toys to sell. Briefly took off the lid for sorting and he snuck in.
    via u/Equivalent-Fix5448
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    waterywaterwe . 7 hr. ago My oldest used to shred flip flop soles and foam rollers My youngest shreds dry food bags until she gets a hole big enough to grab food from.
    via u/waterywaterwe

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