45 Ancient Rome Memes For History Dudes Still Mentally In 1025 AD

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    Abbasids in Crete and Cyprus What the are you? Death
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    Nikephoros Phokas December 11, 969 AD GIF You can't rest here enemies are nearby.
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    Average Nikephoros AverageTzimisces fan enjoyer MEDITERRANEAN MEA Crete Sof Ch Empire at the Death of Nikepheros II Territories added by John I KAPWING
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    John | Tzimiskes: I'm going to retake Jerusalem. Death: I'm gonna stop you right there
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    HAS A PLAN fear is the enemy takes his health seriously enough is enough open to failure, ready to learn "what's done is done, there is only forwards" "behind of the curve, eager for a challenge"
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    WHO WOULD WIN 15000 WELL TRAINED BULGARIAN SOLDIERS ONE GLOWING BOI
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    DEAR BULGARIANS, If you were meant to have eyes, then why is it so easy to remove them? BASIL II FOUNDER, TURNING POINT BYZANTIUM TURNING POINT BYZANTIUM u/milklord42069 900090 te
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    close your eyes, bro ok, bro what do you see bro? nothing, bro that's cause bro... i blinded your entire army bro
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    After the Battle of Kleidion in 1014, the Byzantine Emperor Basil II did the unthinkable 98193057 gettyimages Peter Dennis He released 15,000 blind Bulgarian prisoners! And for every 99 men he blinded, he left a one- eyed guide to make sure everyone gets home. safely
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    We call our capital "The Queen of Cities" on account of it being the most beautiful, prosperous, impressive, important, and magnificent city in the world. We call your capital "Big Wall" (Miklagaror) on account of it having big walls. Byzantine Emperor His Varangian Guard ifunny.co
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    THE VIRGIN VIKING Empoverished peasant resorting to violence to survive Will betray his Jarl for a few pieces of silver Worships fairies and trees Disorganised raids THE CHAD VARANGIAN Professional mercenary fighting for gold and glory Personal body guard to the Roman Emperor Paid once loyal for life P Highly disciplined Advanced tactics Orthodox Christian Makeshift gear made from farming attire and stolen scraps of metal Mostly attacks untrained peasants and unarmed monks Armor clad. Best equip
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    The 1025 AD Byzantine Bloomer >"Arab raids? My, grandfather told Doesn't know > Reconquered Bulgaria, Sicily is next me about those." what a Turk is Has spent his is, Treasury is full, the can last hundreds of years નવાં કલાતી સ The last century was great. Surely, the next will be even better. whole life serving Emperor Basili > "Those Normans sure were tough, glad we got rid of them." >Lets the Theodosin Walls fal into disrepair thinks Byzantium is too strong for Constantinople be besieged agai
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    >be basil ii's younger brother, constantine viii >be pretty much useless >enjoys all the luxury of being a co-emperor >basically no responsibilities at all >lives in elder brother's shadow for 50 years >basil dies in 1025, now senior emperor >refuses to administrate >dies
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    When ur empire is falling but you can't blame anyone but yourself so instead you blame icons OAP PA PA OAP HA ME
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    When you see Constantine V destroying monasteries because of "Idololatry" 0 Calm down son, it's just a drawing.
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    Constantine V The actual problem IF IT WERENT FOR PROBLEMS LIKE YOU THE EMPIRE WOULD BE FINE!" People who venerate Icons
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    Exile or Excecution Constantine V Ex Literally anyone in the Empire caught Venerating an Icon
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    Constantine v, taking away Syrian Refugess From Arab lands and relocating them Congratulations! You are being rescued!
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    Virgin Basil II VS Literally died al virgin Blinded 15k bulgars Got cucked by 3 other domestic leaders and two civil wars Struggled against petty emirates No sons Annexed war torn lands and overextended Crusaders opened his grave and sacked it Chad Constantine V Got Khazar Milkers and six sons Forcefully resettled 400k Bulgars Didn't kill a dragon Had one civil war, won it with ease Absent father figure Rarely been to Constantinople Virgin brother Only got 3 Bulgarian Tsars Named after a plant F
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    can you give me Co-rulership of Byzantium? To help your son Constantine rule Byzantium? Yeeees. Actually blinds my son like a boss and rules alone
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    Honey! It's 797, time for your eye gouging! Yes mother
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    Pope Leo III: *Crowns Charlemagne King of the Romans* Empress Irene of Byzantium: hold up
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    roman emperors 117 roman emperors 811 lol just annexed armenia, almost subdued parthia and brought rome to its greatest extent within 4 years i am cup
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    LEARN THAT KHAN KRUM HAD NIKEPHOROS IS HEAD COVERED WITH SILVER AND TURNED INTO A DRINKING CUP 112 en ma cidan þau lica DISAPPOINTED WHEN DEBATE ON C-SPAN DOES NOT END IN THE SAME MANNER
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    I can't believe he didn't cry during Titanic! Nikephoros I is quite the open minded emperor- Krum Do men even have feelings? Romans made with mematic
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    Empress Theodosia: Don't kill Michael now, today is Christmas Eve, let be merciful and reschedule execution. Empress Theodosia after her husband was killed, her sons castrated and she exiled: imgflip.com What have I done?!
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    WE'VE HAD FIRST ICONOCLASM, YES MICHAEL THE STAMMERER THEOPHILIUS BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND ICONOCLASM? imgflip.com
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    You become the Byzantine emperor Historians remember you as Michael the Drunkard made with mematic
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    CONGRATULATIONS I AM THE EMPEROR. YEAH? AND I'M "CLOBBER-SAURUS." R THONGS ALL HAIL EMPEROR CLOBBERSAURUS.
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    The Macedonian dynasty is descendant from Basil I!!!!!!! Nooooo, it was a continuation of the Amorian dyansty!!!!!! The Macedonian dynasty was a continuation of the Heraclian dynasty
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    You're not my dad! made with mematic
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    +4444 They don't know I'm Emperor of the Romans Sansth Panstitre
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    RUS' BYZANTINE WAR HOW THE SLAVS WOULD HAVE BEEN SEEING THIS HOW THE BYZANTINES WOULD HAVE BEEN SEEING THIS 0000 wwwww http://selva-s.deviantart.com/
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    The Virgin Segmentata Legionnaire wears stupid looking helmet ridiculous neck plate cos he's fragile slow and tight testudo no sense of fashion despite conquering all cultures, segmentata to compensate his skinny torso Big shield to hide insecurities The Chad Byzantine fluid and flexible shieldwall hand always grab plumbatae to rain on barbarians avoids eye contact cos he speaks only Latin short gladius signifies his dickus doesn't know how to ride back slouched cos he know he only fight naked d
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    the virgin 8th century bc helmet or pizza slice u decide 5ft shaft at best spearlet breastplate""" hope u like gettin stabbed in the ribs boss grip? not v ergonomic thicc thighs for running away from Etruscans racing stripes stab faster look sweet doin it 3 layers of armor that's 2 more than 1 whoa firm grip gives gr8 handshakes big thick shaft (no greeko) THE CHAD 8TH CENTURY AD minimalist crest shows style yet restraint u aint burnin this fellas neck mr sun strap grip protects oh i dunno HIS E
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    The virgin Crusader Only ever fought soldiers similar to him Charges in disorganized loose formations THE CHAD CATAPHRACT Lightly armoured Fought numerous exotic enemies No horse armour LOND Helmet doesn't even cover his face, like Charges in highly disciplined wedge formations Heavily armoured, his horse too Best armour available that covers every inch of his body
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    RECLAIMING CRETE FROM THE ARABS CRETA CANDIA CRETS CE imgilip.com หาด BEST DAY OF MY LIFE izs
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    Nikephoros Phokas after sacking another Syrian city and rescuing Jesus' Napkin but his people are starving Why am I still getting hate?
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    So you know how you assigned me to help siege Antioch without forcefully taking it, right? Nikephoros's general made with mematic Well I just took it by force...
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    imaflin.com The Byzantine Empire in 566 The Byzantine Empire in 717
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    931 The Arab fleet and food supplies made with mematic Leo III
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    We besiege the Romans with tens of thousands of men and hundreds of ships. The Emperor Leo wants to surrender, but says that his people are afraid of our food stockpile. So we burn all of our food to convince the Romans we will go away soon when they give up. They don't surrender, and now we're stuck with no food or reinforcements in the middle of winter. They don't surrender, and now we're stuck with no food or reinforcements in the middle of winter. *laughs* You dumb
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    Umayyad Arab attempting to enter Constantinople (717-718) BND 1x14 LIFE
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    Emperor Leo III imgflip.com I do not like this painting, Germanos Its smug aura mocks me.
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    3 B B but that just sounds like islam but with extea steps ifunny.co

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