20 wholesome stories where people accepted their partners' bizarre habits: 'I have never seen this wonderful woman completely close a door in 13+ years'

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    r/AskReddit - Posted by u/VelvetSophieCream 1 day ago What's the weirdest thing D your partner does that you've just accepted?
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    Keebler 1 day ago She sleeps with her eyes open occasionally, and will also sometimes laugh like someone just told her the greatest joke ever told while sleeping. I've accepted my little demon. 19.1k Reply Share
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    Human-Magic-Marker 23 hr. ago My wife is a neat freak, always cleans up after herself and is putting things away. However I noticed that when she runs out of toilet paper she will just take the new roll and stand it on top of the empty tube instead of replacing it. I asked her why she does that and she said "it's the one thing I allow myself to be lazy about". I think it's hilarious. 13.6k Reply Share
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    WatchTheBoom 1 day ago . edited 21 hr. ago Anything that could go or fit on top of anything else is called a "hat." There are no lids, there are no covers, there are no toppers or caps. We have a top-loader freezer. She wouldn't say "close the lid." She'd say "put the freezer hat back on." Bottlecaps? No. Bottle hats. Does the pot of boiling water have a lid? Nope. It has a hat. Wine bottle stopper? Try again. That's a hat. Trash bin cover? Trash bin hat*. There are hats and only hats.
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    Putyourmoneyonme80. 1 day ago My husband occasionally talks in his sleep and will also laugh like a little girl in his sleep. It absolutely cracks me up and creeps me out at the same time. 12.9k Reply Share
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    algernoncatwallader 1 day ago she does gatherer things. bringing little trinkets home and presenting them to me. I always say very impressive! she puts little piles of things all over the house and gets upset if they are disturbed or I suggest getting rid of them. 11.7k Reply Share
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    RunawaYEM 1 day ago She mostly closes doors, but only mostly. Not fully ajar, not fully closed. I have never seen this wonderful woman completely close a door in 13+ years. Luckily, it's just inside doors 10.3k Reply Share
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    GreenOnionCrusader . 1 day ago He gets very concerned about his socks to the point he will count them when he's folding laundry and get irritated when he can't find all of them. Then he accused me of doing something with them. Like I would do anything with his stupid socks. 9.8k Reply Share
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    Altruistic-Notice 707. 23 hr. ago When he wakes up in the morning, he puts on ALL his clothes, just to walk to the bathroom, take them off and have shower. Why?? I will never understand that lol 8.7k Reply Share
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    brisketball23 23 hr. ago He always finds random objects around the house to make into a "hat" for me. Fresh laundry? Hat Random plushies? Hat Bubble wrap? Hat Then he makes one for himself, we take a funny picture and hang it on our "hat photos" wall. 8.1k Reply Share
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    . [deleted] 1 day ago Often makes noises to 'narrate' my life lol. Like making squishing noises when I use my beauty blender. 7.6k Reply Share
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    Formal_Coyote_5004. 1 day ago He does sock shoe sock shoe like a psycho 7.2k Reply Share
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    my-anonymity 1 day ago He needs the GPS even though he knows the area and the way. If the GPS goes out, he'll oddly panic. He's always hot no matter what. He's a nice furnace but I'm always freezing cold and needing a million layers. He's gone to the doctor and they said he's in perfect health and everything is working efficiently. 6.7k Reply Share
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    smallwren7558. 22 hr. ago He lays on the floor to decompress, which isn't too bizarre. But he lays down in weird spots and occasionally accidentally scares the out of me. One time, he was lying on the floor in the front entrance closet, petting the cat, and fell asleep. I just saw his legs on the ground sticking out from the closet. My first thought was that he had fallen, hurt himself, and was unconscious. But he was just snuggling the cat. Another time, I couldn't find him anywhere in the hous
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    supakitteh 1 day ago He does this loud chicken noise (like a baw-kak!) just randomly and it could be anywhere. It's never been inappropriate, but it's always surprising and I laugh every freaking time. 5.6k Reply Share ...
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    Cassiopeia299. 23 hr. ago. edited 21 hr. ago I don't know how weird this is, but my boyfriend constantly talks to himself. He also gives voices to our pets- 2 cats and a dog. Each pet has a distinct voice and accent. Some of them have catchphrases. Sometimes when he's getting ready for work in the morning, I'll hear him having conversations with the pets and himself in all the various voices. It's hilarious and adorable. Sometimes I catch myself doing it now, too. 5.3k Reply Share
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    KourtneyIsStressed · 1 day ago He cannot be barefoot, he will only do that when we are intimate or he is taking a shower or bath 4.5k Reply Share
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    the_crystal_temps - 21 hr. ago When he's alone, he talks to himself in 3rd person, making comments on the things he's doing. "Ladies and gentlemen, xxxx has done it again, he's made the best omelet in history.. for the 3rd time this month. He's the man of the year. Look at him getting a glass, and opening the fridge.. oooh is he going for orange juice? yes he is! okay now he needs to do something but what was it? ah righttt the toast. The toast, everybody. He almost forgot the toast." stuff like
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    VelvetSophieCream OP 1 day ago Every time we watch a horror movie, my partner insists on turning all the lights on and then falls asleep within the first 15 minutes. She swears she's not scared. 2.8k Reply Share
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    rocco45 1 day ago • Eats minced garlic out of the jar with a fork. I'm just glad he's not a vampire. 2.8k Reply Share
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    muadib1158 · 23 hr. ago My youngest had trouble learning to eat solids and my wife spent 3-5 meals a day for like 6 months mimicking eating to her. It's now 9 years later and after every first bite of a meal she goes MMMMMMMMMM! It's a charming relic of a stressful time in life. 2.5k Reply Share

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