One thing that vampire lovers need to come to terms with at an early age is that you'll probably never marry into a rich, vampiric family. Undoubtedly, goblins, ghouls, and various other creatures of the night may exist in different terms than we'd expect, but are there attractive, out-of-touch, and archaically beautiful vampires just lying around the world without our noticing?
If so, how do we find these blood-sucking beauties?
Well, for those of us still searching for our perfect Laszlo Cravens, we can watch 'What We Do in the Shadows'. For dark comedians and lovers of the night, WWDITS has to be the goofiest portrayal of the all-powerful dark mistresses and warlocks of the night. Silly, Staten-Island-bound, and completely lost on the modern world, the vampires of the WWDITS universe cover all the bases of plausibility and hurl viewers back into a state of believing. Maybe, just maybe, if we scour the streets of a city that never sleeps, we may find some gothic vampiric souls ready to make us their Familiar. And just like the wooden stakes of Guillermo's hunting spikes, these vampire memes will go straight to your heart.