'Employee quit because he got bit by a squirrel a customer threw at him': 20 business owners share their most bizarre quitting and firing stories

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    "A woman called in 'sick' to work, her excuse? Her pet cat wouldn't let her leave the house. She was dropped instantly."
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    r/AskReddit. Posted by u/LawngClaw17! Business owners of Reddit, what's the most obnoxious reason an employee quit/ had to be fired over?
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    godlike6700 Had a guy who we hired who showed a lot of potential (sales). He was a little arrogant and had a good sized ego, but wasn't enough of a problem. He was very good at sales and eventually it went to his head, he started showing up late all the time, leaving early, cutting corners where he could. The final straw came when he showed up late and someone spoke up about it to him. He decided the best choice of words he could yell were "I MAKE THE MOST SALES AND I HAVE THE BIGGEST YOU CAN AL
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    nonamer223. Woman was using company fedex to deliver purses for her Etsy shop. 18.2k Share
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    yahhhguy. We hired someone to do video/photo media work. After a certain point he felt it was selling out and didn't want to do media commercially. He wanted to do "business stuff". We asked him which role he would like. If he picked his role, we'd try it out. If he didn't, he would quit. He decided to quit... he couldn't come up with a role. 15.3k Share ...
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    xmasonx75. I fired a guy because he said he couldn't come to work because it was raining and he had just washed his car the day before. 12.5k Share
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    vettewiz Employee had corporate card. Charged a vacation, purse, fossil watch, take out, along with overall being miserable to work with. Had laptop "stolen" within weeks of joining. Fired her, and a few days later a watch catalog from Fossil showed up at the office with her name on it. Have active court cases for all the theft. 10.2k Share ...
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    ChilrenOfAnEldridGod I had a sub contractor on a job for my company try and convince the client that they should dump me and go with their business and they would undercut me by 10%. Learned this from the client, who asked me to find another person to service our contract. 8.4k Share ...
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    ChefNaughty Committing no notable offense, but faking incompetence or causing inconvenience in order to be fired and receive severance pay.
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    -brightlights- I own a small business that I run and one time this employee quit because he got bit by a squirrel that a customer threw at him. 2.4k Share
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    littleallred008. I had a duct tape wallet business in the 4th grade and hired classmates to sell for me. I fired one kid because he took my swing at lunch. 2.2k Share
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    [deleted] Best story was from back in the day when I worked at a veterinary clinic. A girl got fired for basically hating cats and dogs. She said as a receptionist she thought she would only have to talk to people. She didn't even like people. Thank goodness that manger switched into a different role, that wasn't even her worse hire. 2.0k Share
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    [deleted]. I don't own a business, but one of my friends once quit a job I got him at the place I worked because it was "too easy", even though he wasn't even doing half of the things he was supposed to do, and the few things he was doing he was doing poorly. 2.0k Share
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    KP_Wrath ⚫ ! Not an owner, but in a supervisory role. We had a driver that refused to drive at night, claiming it wasn't safe. She was third shift. Her role was driver. This was all that was expected of her. Do the 3 to 7 trips a month that happen between 9pm and 5 am. This was after her pleading to be put on third shift. Our director at the time was shady/incompetent (not sure which) so this went on for six months longer than it should have. 1.6k Share
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    SlytherinF1 Mine is going to be buried because I'm so late but an employee quit recently because she "could not handle the burning of Notre Dame." And felt like she needed to be with her mom during this time. We live in Mississippi. She has never been to Notre Dame. 1.4k Share
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    [deleted] A woman called in 'sick' to work, her excuse? Her pet cat wouldn't let her leave the house. She was dropped instantly. 1.3k Share
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    Broseppe Verdi. Left an open, half-full can of one of those spiked seltzers in his locker. The lockers have transparent doors and he left it unlocked. His explanation? He found it on the side of the road and he was planning on recycling it later. What a guy. It's not every day you see someone with that kind of commitment to sustainability.
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    GameWithStorm Not mine but my parents. A customer asked to have his key cut and an employee said he they couldn't cut that type of key. My dad caught the customer on the way out by accident and asked what he needed help with, eventually to tell him they could cut that type of key. The employee yelled at my dad and said "IF YOU EVER SECOND GUESS ME AGAIN, IN GONE." He walked out the door a week later because my dad "second guessed" him. Some people.. 406 Share ...
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    lucyinthesky401. He got in two fender benders in one month, in a car he was driving that was the company's and on personal time. I took it away and he threw a fit and quit.
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    ThePrevailer . Just because you work overnights alone, doesn't mean you can walk around in your underwear. After getting caught and warned once already. 585 Share
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    mysickfix Employee said her shoes were hurting her feet, could she work barefoot. I told her no, as we are janitors cleaning a baseball stadium. She called me a and quit. To add she had just gotten to work. Late.
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    Bigrodvonhugendong. She quit...to start her own company...that did exactly what we did, even using our same branding terminology...and asked several other office mates to join her. She was surprised and offended when I tried to enforce the noncompete.

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