'The squirrels were wildly untrained': 25+ Hilarious 1-star reviews of national parks and forests

"It's just trees," lamented one unhappy 1-star reviewer who was writing about… a national forest. Don't you hate when you visit the outdoors, and the outdoors are there? Crazy how that works. 

These people decided to visit our nation's many great national parks, and they then proceeded to leave very funny, and very unhinged 1-star reviews about them. The funniest to me are the ones where people get the location entirely wrong. For example, one reviewer was frustrated because their "Milkshake was disappointing, ordered jalapeños on my chicken sandwich but didn't get them :/." Too bad they were reviewing the Croatan National Forest in North Carolina… not a disappointing restaurant. These types of reviews aren't helpful, but they make us laugh with their absurdity nevertheless. 

Below, we have a great collection of one-star reviews about the USA's most popular tourist attractions. As you can imagine, there are quite a lot of people who are just joking around with their reviews. But some distraught reviewers really do seem upset about the Grand Canyon's lack of WiFi, or the Croatan National Forest's tree problem (there are too many trees. In the forest. Yep.) The first 15 reviews are all about the Grand Canyon, #16-#26 are regarding Croatan National Forest, and there's a bonus review of Zion National Park on the last slide. 

After you have a peek inside the minds of these silly tourists, these tattoo artists got caught talking about their clients behind their backs. 

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