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"Derek wants to go to a college party"
And here it starts, ladies and gentlemen. It always begins with an outlandish request that massively pushes the boundaries of what you might have expected them to ask. And worse still, the child does not quite understand how ridiculous their request even is. And so begins the dance of keeping your cool while explaining that there is no way on earth it is happening.
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Now, the jumping off a bridge gambit is a dangerous one. Less so for the actual jumping off a bridge part, but more so for the surprising answers it produces. Fans off Brooklyn 99 will know this well. And in this particular case, Chad sounds like a very influential and incredibly block headed individual, meaning that yes, if Chad jumped, there is a good chance that everyone is jumping with him. Now you have mentally prepared your child to jump, well done…
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