32 Hilarious Motherhood Memes That Nail the Chaotic Joys of Raising Tiny Humans (April 26, 2024)

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    When my kid trots into my room after I put him back into his bed for the 9th time @stamfordmommy
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    ArtfulNight @ArtfulNight Throwback to when my kid ate whatever I made for dinner without complaining. Har-high 97 On 10 CS/MT PR/CO SHIS 6.51cm CRL GA 12w6d 71.8%
    via @ArtfulNight
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    Actual picture of what is occuring outside my bathroom door right now as I try to pee for 15 seconds. @Mamas_Got_Problems
    via @Mamas_Got_Problems
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    when your wife is pregnant and you're expecting, everyone's like, 'It's incredible. Get ready. It's magic. Brace yourself for heaven,' abc And then the second the baby comes, everyone's Ha ha ha! You like Welcome to fool! You're in a world of 6bc
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    ME: That looks dangerous, please don't touch it! MY TODDLER: @justlikeatvmom
    via @justlikeatvmom
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    Mom told me not to touch it
    via youandmeandrainbows
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    Me: Thanks for watching the kids Mom. Please don't feed them sugar. Grandma: I won't! [4 seconds after I leave] THE DAD
    via The Dad
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    WHEN YOU'RE HALF ASLEEP @Yoyo_1975 AND YOUR CHILD IS STANDING NEXT TO THE BED STARING AT YOU
    via @Yoyo_1975
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    Me: Give your new ball to the cashier right now. She has to scan it. My two year old:
    via youandmeandrainbows
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    It doesn't matter who you are. To your kid, you're just the lady with the snacks. PC
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    You earned it, Mom My Mom worked hard today. She deserves a microwared hot dog
    via youandmeandrainbows
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    Marissa @natsmama75 My toddler was about to hit her head on a bar at the playground so I told her to duck and she quacked at me. And then hit her head.
    via @natsmama
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    me: "Goodnight, honey." my kid: @lifeandtimesofmqm "Would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?"
    via @lifeandtimesofmqm
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    Henpecked Hal @Henpecked Hal Simple facts I'm terrified of my toddler discovering: - public parks don't randomly close - tv's don't run out of batteries - there is no actual world record for "fastest at putting away toys" - chicken the animal and chicken the food are one and the same
    via @Henpecked Hal
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    *lets kid stay up late once* Kid for the next 5 days: @close toclassy
    via @close toclassy
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    How was the PTA meeting? fun @mommymemest funerals are more uplifting
    via @mommymemest
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    My two-year-old's birthday list: 1) Her own BBQ restaurant 2) To grow a tail Good luck out there, shoppers. @nochillpreschooler
    via @nochillpreschooler
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    Dad and Buried @DadandBuried I don't know what kind of life I envisioned myself having at this age, but watching a half-naked toddler lick the frosting off a Pop- Tart while sitting on my chest at 5:45 in the morning was almost definitely not a part of it.
    via @DadandBuried
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    Me, all weekend long, when I hear "Watch this!" 198 times an hour Calyceoneword Greets COOL
    via Calyceoneword
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    Parents of newborns be like, "Please welcome our spectacularly gorgeous angel!" @justlikeatvmom
    via @justlikeatvmom
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    my kid's actual picture my kid leaving the house on picture day @goldfishandchickennuggets
    via @goldfishandchickennuggets
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    I never knew that I could make toast wrong, until I had kids the.nerd.dad If toast is cut diagonally I can't eat it.
    via youandmeandrainbows
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    Can't believe they made a horror movie about getting a toddler down for a nap. A QUIET PLACE IF THEY HEAR YOU THEY HUNT YOU
    via The Dad
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    WHEN YOU CAN TELL YOUR KID IS ABOUT TO TALK BACK Don't speak I know what you're thinking
    via youandmeandrainbows
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    LEFT EXIT 12 Binge watch Netflix series Sleep when they sleep until you pass out Parents BASE ST How ToBeADad AD
    via HowToBeADad
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    [When your kid is learning to use a fork] Parent: No, sweetie. Let me show you... Kid: I'M HOLDING IT MY WAY OKAY! HowToBeADad GAD
    via HowToBeADad
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    Actual footage of my children getting ready for school.
    via youandmeandrainbows
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    "You do you. Don't let anyone tell you that it's bedtime."
    via youandmeandrainbows
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    My kid when I say, "Stop, you're gonna get hurt!" 66 10 seconds later... @close toclassy SplashNew
    via @closetoclassy
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    Me, when I have no idea why my daughter is crying... Whitney Fleming|Playdates on Fridays Help Me Help You
    via Whitney Fleming|Playdates on Fridays
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    *MARY POPPINS VOICE* OK, CHILDREN! TIME TO GO! [15 MIN LATER] *BATMAN VOICE* I SAID LET'S GO.
    via youandmeandrainbows
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    When you introduce your kid to someone new and they immediately start doing one of their weird things @HowToBeADad
    via @HowToBeADad

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