Ah now this is what you could call a quintessential fur baby-pawrent situation. Unlike dogs, cats have a very strict time limit on how long they are willing to let you cuddle them. It varies a lot from cat to cat, but there is always a limit and when that limit is reached things turn almost immediately clawminal. However, this clever hooman has found a way to circumnavigate the limit by attempting to scam their fur baby.
Now, we do not know quite how well this worked, but under the threat of having the pawlice called on them, as well as the fictitious account of the cat who was indeed arrested for not cuddling enough, this hooman seemingly manages to manipulate her feline fur baby into sticking around for more cuddles, under the threat of imprisonment. And while this does not sound incredibly wholesome, it must be taken into account that cats hold us hoomans and everything we own, hostage all the time. In fact, whenever they want something that we are not willing to give. So in that sense, this idea is not too shabby at all…
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Just look at the shock and fear this feline pawrent managed to invoke in her catto. It seems that the only thing that actually frightens cats to their core is the kitty police. That being said, contact details for this feline force are unavailable as yet and may indeed be fictitious, so tread carefully.
Ah, the ultimatum. So sweet, so juicy, so simple. If only more arguments with our fur babies could be resolved this easily and quickly. We would certainly sleep a lot better at night, instead of being awoken violently for the midnight feeding. We hope you get to have lots of cat cuddles this weekend hooman.
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