Diesel The Cattorney Is Waiting For Your Call To Issue A Complaint About Having To Go Into Work Today (Video)

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Laurent Shinar • Writer and Editor
Apr 29, 2024 2:00 PM EDT

Well, we hope you have managed to land with the grace of a falling feline on your feet this new working week. However, if you have not and are in need of compensation then you have most certainly found yourself in the right place as today we step into the world of Diesel the Cattorney. As you will see from Diesel's infomercial below, he does generally specialize in accident claims, but our inside sources tell us that in Diesel's world, the term accident stretches far and wide.

From one's hooman forgetting to feed them, all the way to issuing complaints about accidentally waking up on time and having to go to work, Diesel will take on any accident related case with furry fury. So you can rest easy and call Diesel to get compensation for the terror that is having to commit to a working life and wake up every morning to drag yourself into the office.

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    "better call diesel"

    INJURED BY A DISTRACTED DRIVER? 2015
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    As we said, Diesel is a specialist in accident claims and here his faithful assistant is acting out one of the more common cases that his office deals with. And often these cases are brought forth by hoomans who were just trying to get to work, albeit against their will. 

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    DIESEL THE CATTORNEY JUDGING STATUTES FEDERAL WHITE COLLAR CRIME SHUCUMS
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    DIESEL THE CATTORNEY 1 (800) CAT-LAW JUDGING STATUTES FEDERAL WHITE COLLAR CRIME
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    DIESEL THE CATTORNEY 1(800) CAT-LAW CALL NOW! JUDGING STATUTES FEDERAL WHITE COLLAR CRIME ALLIE PROCEMEX
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    Considering that Diesel accepts payment in the form of treats and fish smoothies, it is most definitely worth your while to give this pawfessional a call to issue your claim. Who knows, you might even be able to take a well deserved holiday with the proceedings from your clawminal case.

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    tanatsa.l.n Are we ignoring the fact that the accident looks 'staged'? Looks like a Loki accident scam to me
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    uncorocky how many car video ideas did you already brainstorm prior to getting the car? Diesel looks good in a tie
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    dmelmarie Was Loki puking at the very end?? Such disgust w/the whole situation! Diesel looks all professional, btw!! ❤
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    chocolatequeen I need you to know that I have been walking around humming "Diesel the ca-at, not the best attorney..." for four days now.
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    yvonneh18z I can not stop giggling at this!! Diesel looks so professional and Loki played his part beautifully!!
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    linkytiger_timon "Not the best attorney, but he looks really good in his black tie" that line got me
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    nicholeelizabeth 78 I literally just laughed out loud in the waiting room at the doctor's office
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    jai_theragdoll_and_jerry Can we have Loki in a neck brace at the attorney's office.
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    vikingspiritadventures And you had to convince your hubby the cats needed this car. It's clearly necessity
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    chocolatequeen "Diesel the ca-at! Not the best attorney..." Maybe he should change his name to dieseldoeslaw. (Also where is the "no cats were harmed in the filming of this commercial" disclaimer?
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    tnmonroe Saul Goodman is an excellent role model for Diesel. They share a certain pragmatism combined with a flexible code of ethics. He'll be rolling in the dough. Just watch out for the catnip cartel. They can be ruthless.
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