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38 Complete Culinary Disasters for Wannabe Chefs Who Can’t Even Boil a Pot of Water

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    "Forgot I Was Heating Oil For French Fries"

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    Permission from God

    Hanna Dickinson @hansdickie Follow X Today was the last day I could make a salad with this lettuce. Then a lightbulb fell off my shelf and shattered perfectly into the bowl. I literally just got permission from God to order pizza RINO WATER ARINO
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    "I Ran Out Of Food Coloring While Making Cookies And Now The Dough Looks Like A Transplantable Organ"

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    "Fiance Accidentally Left A Pot Of Simple Syrup On The Stove To Burn And Made An Asteroid"

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  • 5

    "My Rat Cookies Definitely Didn't Turn Out Terribly Awry"

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    "Housemate Heated Up Meatball Spaghetti In A Microwave And Left It There For 3 Weeks"

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    What makes it even worse is that he put a fork in the microwave!

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    A little overcooked

    OVEN 102'S HOTPOINT Ond
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  • 8

    "My Mixer Took Its Own Life"

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    "I Baked You Cookies"

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    "My Boyfriend Made Croissants This Way"

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    "I Forgot To Put Water In My EZ Mac. Stepped Away To Change The Laundry While It Cooked For 3 Minutes"

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    "Always Check Your Oven Before Turning It On, Kids"

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    "My Sister Tried To Bake Brownies Using Her Own Recipe. She Said The Recipe Included Flour, Eggs, Skittles, Nutella, And Butter. All Random Amounts"

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    curly fries

    X Dai @Biddies23 Follow Replying to @y2_kazoo and @KennieJD Reminds me of when my old roommate left her curly fries in the oven and fell asleep S
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    "This Is Why I Don't Cook"

    4 SILF CLEAN + OVEN COOKING START TIME TIME LIGHT
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    "Accidentally Left Bagels In The Oven For Five Hours"

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  • 17

    "I Tried To Boil Some Eggs"

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    Caution: content may be hot

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    Yet somehow, still frozen in the middle

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    Time to get a new oven

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    Pizza's done!

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    Never underestimate the importance of parchment paper

    DO NOT LA FAIL OF EST TO
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  • 23

    Adopt, Adapt and drink tea

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    They sure do

    OVENS HAVE TIMERS FOR A REASON
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    Burnt beyond recognition

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  • 26

    Breaking bad pancake

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    Nice and crispy

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    Needs a little more water

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  • 29

    Animal cruelty

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    I think the spatula's ready

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    This is fine

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  • 32

    Did they put a plastic plate in the oven?

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    Pro Chef

    ProChef
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    Thanks, I will have the... Anything else

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  • 35

    That is a Nope from me

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    Careful it's brittle

    C WI OVEN Nutrition Facts 4 servings per container Serving size 1/4 Pizza (127) At por serving Calories 330 Total Fat 17 22% Saturated Fat g 31% Trans Fat 0g Cholesterol 40mg 13% 39% PA WITH P SEPARATED C ACE STARTER COLTURE S GARLIC POWDER, SOUND CONTAINS ONE OR MORE DE PAPRIKA OLISIN PAPRIKAL NOWEAT MILK TOMATO PASTE VEGETABLE O SEAN AND/OR OF EASE SUGAR SALT, WHEAT FLOUR 2% OR LESS G STARCH, DAT FIBER GUAR GUM WHEAT GLITER POWDER SUM ACD PYROPHOSPHATE BAKING SODA MONICALCIUM PHOSPHATEL SPICE
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    What is the opposite of appetizing?

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  • 38

    I will have mine extremely well done

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