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20 Spicy Black Cat Memes To Awaken The Facetious Feline Within You And Unleash It Upon The Office

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  • 1

    "What is your answer?"

    Manager: "Where have you been for the last 45 minutes?" A) Applying to other jobs B) Crying in the toilet C) Sending memes to my bestie D) Hiding from you

    All very good answers, and most certainly a meme to save for later when it can be used to full effect. Because let's face it, by this point in the week it can feel like holding things in is just no longer an option, and you simply have to unleash your frustrations on the world around you.

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  • 2

    "This therapy isn't working.."

    Therapist: Listen to the voice in your head! Me: If I listen to that voice I will end up in jail...
  • 3

    "Never been happier and calmer!"

    I've noticed that I've been happier and calmer since I've switched from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained it's probably the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it's the vodka.
  • 4

    "POV: It's Monday again..."

    I no longer dislike Mondays, I am mature now. I dislike the whole fluffing week...

    Yup, very accurate. In a certain sense, Monday is actually not too bad, seeing as it has the feeling of a fresh start to it. But Tuesday, now that is a day that can fluff off and not return. We seriously need to normalize putting in extra days off during the week.

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  • 5

    "I get back to life on my payday though..."

    When people ask how I handle my job: @kitty.theduchess I'M DEAD INSIDE
  • 6

    "Just try/me!"

    I IDENTIFY AS A DANGER. MY PRONOUNS ARE TRY/ME. @KITTY.THEDUCHESS
  • 7

    "Daily reminder..."

    C I just remembered that I loff you, you sacka Sheetttt!! را
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  • 8

    """Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm eating the chocolates Fluff!! They were for you!"""

    MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A HAIRBALL, I JUST CAN'T HOLD IT IN... @KITTY.THEDUCHESS C
  • 9

    "My bestie is just my bestie!!"

    My face when someone calls my best friend their best friend...
  • 10

    "My favorite bite is you!"

    HEY YOU YES, YOU! YOU'RE MY FAVORITE BITE!
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  • 11

    "2024...just me and my cat against the world..."

    My friendship circle over the past few years: 2020 2021 2022 2023
  • 12

    "Hands up if you're spending your New Year's Eve in your living room... or basement ... or whatever..."

    I still don't know what I'm wearing to the living room New Year's Eve... I might not even go!
  • 13

    "You know what you have to do..."

    TO THOSE I HAVE OFFENDED IN 2023, TRY TO IMPROVE, SO I WON'T HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN IN 2024 kitty the duchess
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  • 14

    "I want to write my letter to Santa, but first, I need to understand this "naughty" concept ..."

    Dear Santa Define naughty
  • 15

    "Pretty please!"

    CAN I SPEND MY 9 LIVES WITH YOU?
  • 16

    "I ain't paid enough to be nice..."

    Boss: "I expect you to be nicer to our customers". Me: LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS
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  • 17

    "You can only choose once, so choose wisely..."

    Choose wisely: Or your I can be your
  • 18

    "There might be a fifth mood, I'll reveal that one later.."

    MY FOUR MOODS: I need coffee I need a nap DON'T BRING BAD LUCK YOUR LIFE AS ALREADY SHIT I need a vacation I need duct tape a rope and a shovel
  • 19

    "Work makes me mad!!!"

    Me, before shift: "Today I'm gonna be nice to everyone." Me, 2 min into my shift: "Whatchyou want? Fluff off!" !#%&$
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  • 20

    "This is unacceptable! Coffee is life!"

    What do you mean there's no more coffee? @KITTY. THE DUCHESS K

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