The Funniest Tumblr Memes of the Week (April 30, 2024)

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    honestlydarkprincess boop Follow
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    HaPP n eyesopenkattniss: hpstuffs: BE SEBD HUSEU LIVRO "A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie." a big part of the story is lost when you cut a circle out of it
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    ckhunt can they like release new vegetables bumblebeebats i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do bumblebeebats Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt and im like ........ma'am what is this and she has the audacity to say "i don't know"
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    upgraders: most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 7 there's a tool for that I'm sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE? "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" "I'm so hungry I could eat a small child"
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    nanajalal: wesquick imthegirlwhowaited: spooky-god alwayssleepinginsomniac hollaween bondoge ❘ is it ok it's fine it just needs to charge did you reboot try logging out and then logging back in just turn it off and on again press ctrl + alt + delete and clear your tasks omg u need a case for that
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    liefdesbriefjes Follow tumblr is so great it's like the diary is talking back
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    yeahnorwegian: foervraengd: Americans having discourse abt pineapple on pizza are so blissfully unaware of the nightmare that is swedish banana pizza delete sweden immediately
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    edenexxe Follow me: chat what do we think the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please
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    lazarus---rising Follow Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens lazarus---rising NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE
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    kalimaxxing Follow the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this kalimaxxing Follow not again 84,246 notes B DD♡ 3
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    this is my dog. he is supposed to be dressed as the big bad wolf in Red Riding Hood after he has nommed the grandmother and donned her clothes but look at him. he is not a bad wolf. he just looks like a granny. he just wants to hear how you're doing far away at school and are you eating enough can he make you soup
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    sappling: sappling: Xerneas: Eww why does it have teeth? Xerneas: The biggest yellow skittle I've ever those are seeds tf seen omg.... Source: mertvenno tyler that is an egg yolk Xerneas: sappling: history repeats itself Please delete this..... i
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    spooky-di-angelato when ur friend is watching one of ur fav tv shows but u dont wanna give away any spoilers ooo Verizon 9:10 PM <Messages 65% Details iMessage Today 9:09 PM has someone done the thing yet Read 9:09 PM
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    inthegentlerain We went to the beach and tried to find rocks that looked like each others eyes discard-and-discover sorry but this is the purest date idea ever
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    in germany we don't say "let me hug you" we say "lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern" which translates to "i never want to let you go" and i think thats beautiful. English Spanish French German - detected lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern English Spanish Arabic let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of the darkness 40 X
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    3000s Follow learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally 3000s it feels fake but your friends miss you sometimes 3000s the reason you've been hanging out with your closest friends fairly regularly for the past 12+ years is because you have fun together 3000s Follow people who don't like you that much will not stay in your life for over a decade asking to hang out and inviting you to things and texting you
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    boyisagirlsbestfriend: condwiramurs: shirtlesslion: STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE "I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT" WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME plot twist: the person who rings the doorbell is your favorite book character
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    orcas: orcas: My local water park is draining their pools but before they do they're having a 'Doggy Day' where you can bring your dogs and have them splash around and play for awhile
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    Amount: $ 60.42 Tip: 1000.00 Your ticket m to Italy. Enjoy!! = Total: 1060.00 I agree to pay the above total amount according to the ard issuer agreement. M High-res- So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway. about... 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and s
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    define-space i really admire the design for these stairs and how they incorporate a wheelchair access ramp. in a world were barrier free design is essential to living a full and happy life, its amazing to see landscape architect Cornelia Oberlander has taken literal steps to design stairs AROUND a ramp, instead of the other way around.
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    Something brought you here, Flynn Rider. Call it what you will, fate, destiny... A horse? i-choose-archery: Ride, Destiny. Enchanted (2007) & Tangled (2010) Well played, Disney, well played.
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    ive-waged-war-on-the-moon: benchariot: herpowerisherown: christianmingle: on the left is a roll of toilet paper on the right is my arm do u see how pale i am I know what you are. You're impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change colour and you never eat or come out into the sun. say it Frosty the Snowman
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    Penguins watching the night sky in Melbourne looking like a Pixar movie I'd watch this romantic adventure oihermione rans2390.3h So the lighter penguin is an elderly female whose partner dad this year, and the darker penguin is a younger male who lost his partner two years ago. A number of biologists have been following them as they've been meeting every night to comfort each other. Apparently they stand for hours together and watch the lights of the city.
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    Fabangfors 17 Restaurant in Japan tries to make dining alone less awkward by seating patrons with giant stuffed animals... "Shall we order dessert?" "No thanks... I'm stuffed.
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    ravenslunas i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can't just say "if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie" bc my brain is like "....or u could just have one right now" and i can't argue with that logic truestoriesaboutme Self-imposed deadlines don't work either because I know the guy who set them and he's full of it
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    liryae There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so. organicandhappy I needed this so much.
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    kristina100000 Follow i love when the woman in my bluetooth earbuds says connected... yes we are girl <3 < sacredstem Follow i think about this post every day 93,488 notes D > ♫
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    TOTLET TOTLET fabrickind: teamrocketing: my university has these toilets and they're honestly ridiculous "what is your gender?" Top hats *walks up to these toilets in a bowler hat and red lipstick* *panics*

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