'What does your cat do to motivate you when you’re dragging your feet to feed them?': Cat Parents Share Hissterical Anecdotes

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kalila courban
May 2, 2024 12:00 PM EDT

Hey, cat lovers! For anyone who has ever had or lived with a cat, you probably know that when cats get hungry, things can get ugly, fast. When I got my first cat, I would often get woken up around 6 am every day to my little tuxedo baby, Sushi, swatting my face and meowing like crazy to get me to get my booty up out of the bed and feed him. He would sit on my chest and take a swat at my face every ten seconds or so until he got his way. 

Shockingly enough, I am not the only one to have experienced such a rude awakening in an attempt by my cat to get himself food. In reality, just about every cat owner has a hissterical anecdote to share about their cats' desperate pleas for food. Let's get into it! 

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  • 01
    What does your cat do to "motivate" you when you're dragging your feet to feed them?
    via u/sheezuss_
  • 02
    I want to read all the silly, destructive, and/or insane things your fur balls do when you're not moving to feed them fast enough.
    via u/sheezuss_
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    My eldest cat isn't the worst but he will stare a stare that will wake me from its intensity. I will lift my head just to see his hangry lil smoosh face because / can feel his eyes on me as I sleep.
    via u/sheezuss_
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    My second is very anxious about food because as a foster he was neglected. She left him alone in her studio apartment for long stretches and free fed him. I think in that time he was constantly alone, he developed an unhealthy relationship with food. He was roughly the size of an adult raccoon when I first got him. Anyway, he not only jumps on my chest, but he chews anything plastic that makes a rustling noise. If that doesn't work, he knows which of my plants are my favorites and he starts jump
    via u/sheezuss_
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    Thankfully, cats #3 and #4 are still just happy to be here though it seems #4 might be starting to adopt some bad habits learned from #2. >.> What about y'all? What strange, potentially infuriating things do your bbs do to motivate you?
    via u/sheezuss_
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    Mechanic84 • 18h ago Edited 15h ago They get fed at 5:30am. At 5:29am ,,Meowwwwwwwwwwwwww" no response again but louder *inhale „MEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
    via u/Mechanic84
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    • legsjohnson ⚫ 16h ago One cat will jump in bed and start gnawing on my wife's fingers if she sleeps in. Wife does nothing about it because said cat is her tiny perfect baby etc, and nobody bites my fingers so I don't care.
    via u/legsjohnson
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    • Calgary_Calico 16h ago My oldest literally yells at me until I give him food. When I'm prepping it he turns to screaming to hurry me up (it never works lol)
    via u/Calgary_Calico
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    cavityfalls ⚫17h ago -Scratch at the floor -Pull on my hair - Chew on charging cords -Manipulate the boy cat to sing the song of his people
    via u/cavityfalls
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    Murderbunny13 • 15h ago My cat will send in my husband's cat. She's a chonkers but doesn't care for cuddling. If they really want food, that chonky one will come over loud purring, rubs, cuddles, kneeding - the whole 9 yards for up to 20 minutes. Just really butter me up. You can even hold her like a baby.
    via u/Murderbunny13
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    xxxSnowLillyxxx • 16h ago My youngest one would try to get me up to feed her by going over to the plant next to my bed and slowly biting off the leaves and spitting them out. She had zero interest in eating the plant, she only did it to get my attention. Since then I've taught her to wake me up with little kisses, but the holes in the leaves still remain ...
    via u/xxxSnowLillyxx
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    honeyrrsted • 15h ago My current cat is not food motivated at all. First thing she wants every and all day is to be brushed. When she decides it's time, she'll sit across the room and just look at me squinty. The cat equivalent of big brown puppy dog eyes you can't say no to. My last cat I had would gently pat my cheek in the morning to wake me up. She even understood "five more minutes" and would sit quietly for a little bit before starting back up with the face pats. Once I told her "time for
    via u/honeyrrsted
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    moonymoonayaya • 17h ago Put their paw on my face, particularly my mouth. Repeatedly. It took me a while to realise why I was waking up with scratches on my chin haha
    via u/moonymoonayaya
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    Typical-Human-Thing • 17h ago They jump directly on my stomach. I swear they can tell when I'm sleeping belly-up, the little apex predators.
    via u/Typical-Human-Thing
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    Cyborg_N... ⚫ 17h ago ⚫ Edited 17h ago If I'm preparing food for myself, Billy will go to his placemat - which is near my kitchen work area - and lick his empty bowl, looking up at me.
    via u/Cyborg_N
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    Powerful_Shock5301 • 17h ago My cat has a super power. She can defy all laws of gravity and cause herself to weigh 4*s her usual weight and then she walks on top of me back and forth slowly until I get up to feed her → Technically I think she's not defying gravity but she has learned to put all her weight on one paw at a time so she feels heavier. She doesn't walk on me with her heavyweight powers at night it's only activated when she's hungry.
    via u/Powerful_Shock5301
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    pnw-worms 16h ago Aside from the typical "meow a lot", my guy has a special strategy. He starts chewing on whatever non- food item is most conveniently nearby. (usually something crunchy and loud; plastic, cardboard box, etc). Then he looks at you like, "see how i must fend for myself in this cruel uncaring world??" We've slightly cut down his portions for weight loss and he's become a full- fledged actor. Silly bab.
    via u/pnw-worms
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    • semiformaldehyde ⚫ 16h ago He arranges his feet simultaneously on one eyeball and one nipple to wake me up for breakfast at 5:30 every morning. Sometimes sticks one lil hand in my mouth if that somehow doesn't do the trick.
    via u/semiformaldehyde
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    Emergency Ice1528 • 17h ago THE FREAKING PLASTIC CHEWING.
    via u/Emergency_Ice1528

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