'I proposed [and] here's what I learned about B2B sales': Linkedin lunatic uses a marriage proposal as a business lesson online, cringe ensues
Marriage proposals are usually deeply personal, cute, thoughtful, and ultimately a declaration of your love for your partner. Wouldn't any girl would be elated if their LinkedIn Lunatic boyfriend decided to turn this intimate, loving moment into a lesson on B2B sales profitability online?
Although it sounds like a total troll, this actually happened to a poor girl over the weekend when her businessman boyfriend, Bryan Shankman, proposed. She was probably thrilled at first with their adorable secret proposal–with the sunshine, the beach views, and the covert photographer set up to capture the big surprise–but the engagement ring was just the beginning of a hilariously cringe marriage proposal that one man decided would be the perfect business opportunity online.
Check out the entire REAL post that occurred after this man proposed to the love of his life and the funny comments that ensued, highlighting the delusion of every corporate bonehead privy to a certain level of self-importance online. Keep scrolling to LOL at the Reddit reactions that had us in tears.
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It's hard to tell if any of the comments on Linkedin are satirical? Because strangely they're equally as deluded as the original post.
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Within 24 hours the infamous LinkedIn post made its way to Reddit, where it got torn to shreds by folks who aren't as brainwashed by corporate lingo. Hilariously, the cringe-fest continues because most people would never associate their beloved marriage with a B2B sales relationship. At least… Not a regular person.
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