34 Dark Humor Work Memes to Banish Monday's Power at its Zenith (May 6, 2024)

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    Me trying to get up in the morning for work.
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    Made it through "Might just quit Monday" @corporatebish
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    Nobody: 9-5 employees: @corporatebish
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    Me trying to stay awake during the first meeting on Monday.
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    A behind the scenes look at how I get through work everyday.
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    Me leaving work as soon as the clock strikes quitting time: orporate bish
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    When you go to college to send emails and attend meetings: CLOWN Badge FAST NAME LAST NAME @corporatebish
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    First draft of email: Please use your common f**king sense! Email sent: Please utilize your professional judgement @corporatebish
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    "How was work?" Me: @corporatebish I've learned to live with a very flexible definition of "OK"
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    When you wake up early to call in "sick" @corporatebish
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    Me trying to turn my life around on Sunday night: @corporatebish
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    Made it to "Things are looking up Thursday," everyone: corporatebish 业
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    1B When you return to work on Monday:
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    Co-worker: Hey, how's it going? Me: I should have called in sick @corporatebish
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    Co-worker: We need you asap... Me: Is it urgent? Co-worker: No Me: Than you don't need me corporatebish
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    Me right after doing just enough work to not get me fired: @corporatebish
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    Me gathering all my energy to start my work on Monday.
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    When I see my salary after tax, rent and EMIS.
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    Me when I realise weekend is over and tomorrow is Monday.
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    Me when my manager asks for a work update which I haven't even started.
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    When my manager and HR tries to scare me during my notice period. Me HR
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    Me and my colleagues going to the office on Monday morning.
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    The first thing I do as soon as I get home from work.
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    Me when I realise I have already spent half of my weekend sleeping.
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    When someone suggests my name during a meeting. Me:
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    Me and my work bestie in front of our manager when we want a leave on same day.
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    When my HR wants me to keep my 3% appraisal confidential. Me:
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    When I receive an award instead of raise. Me:
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    Me going to my home after resigning from my toxic job.
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    B When an intern sees me giving feedback about my manager on my last working day. Hi HR, My manager is stupid. I
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    Laurazepam @andlikelaura my favorite part about having a job is assuming you're fired every time your boss calls you into their office
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    Must... Make it... Until payday... Bank Ameigi
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    When you lied on your resume about being proficient at Excel
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    Ever had a job where you emotionally just quit? Like technically you still work there, but you stopped caring a long time ago... @officialworkmemes

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