Top confessions and secrets overheard by ride app drivers: 'A couple [...] broke up in the backseat'

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    Uber drivers, what's the deepest secrets you've overheared in your car?
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    YetiPie ⚫ I picked up this young overly affectionate couple that spent the entire trip making out in my backseat and telling each other that they loved each other. Cute.
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    So I drop off the couple and head on my way to pick up my text fare. I hear a cellphone ring in my backseat, realize it's my previous ride's, and pick up the phone to let them know I have it and I'll come back to drop it off. Turns out it was the guys wife phoning to check in on him while he was on a business trip, which he was thoroughly enjoying with his mistress 13.2k Share
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    clever_username7. One time I was driving a dude for a bit of a long trip. Was gonna take around 25- 30 minutes. He wasn't hammered, but definitely a bit dr. It was late and he must've been feeling a bit down, so he confided in me and asked me for some advice.
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    He told me he's madly in love with his fiancé's best friend and he couldn't back out now. He'd been with this girl 4 years, and engaged for 1, ready to be married in a few months.
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    It was pretty sad to hear, because it wasn't just your average story. It was filled with a lot of subtle emotional and mental anguish. The guy went through about 5 years of ups and downs with his girl, and found an innocent friend and comfort in the best friend. After a few years, he developed feelings and it was just downhill from there.
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    Felt bad for the guy because he seemed like he was truly in love with his fiancé too, although he had strong feelings for this friend. He knew that going through with the marriage meant a lifetime of being around the friend and suppressing feelings, but also breaking it off meant that he lost the girl of his dreams. Seemed like a genuinely nice guy, and I hope he's doing okay. 11.0k Share
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    Crim 195. Uber passenger here: had a driver tell me he was changing his name to Nilrem, because it was Merlin spelled backward and he was a wizard. 9.5k Share
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    Don2070. Picked up 2 dudes. They were talking about how they were going to keep hiding their relationship from their wives and children. Pretty messed up stuff.
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    [deleted] ⚫ It wasn't so much weird as it was random but my first night driving for Uber/Lyft I picked up a dude at 2:30 AM that was finishing up a pub crawl. The dude was dressed in a purple dinosaur onesie and was RED. He got in and started telling me his entire life story and how he came out to his parents and moved across the country the next day.
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    timothy_jmiller. Once I had an extremely drak middle-age couple fight for an entire 30- minute ride. They attempted to bring me into their fight many times. I just pretended like I was df and didn't answer when they tried to rope me into it.
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    [deleted]. My friend Ubers in my hometown. Picked up some really nice girls out on First Friday. They're talking about their plans for next autumn. Guy thinks he recognizes one of them, turns out to be my younger sister and he tells me all about it. And that's how I found out my little sister was moving to Spain.
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    jans_candles. Not quite the question, but I feel very sorry for the Uber driver who had to drive my drok home while my ex railed in to me for changing the karaoke song he was going to sing. I was crying and he was screaming while subtle jazz played through the speakers.
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    Mr_Tesla ⚫ Drove Bill Gates on the Lyft platform. He has an iPhone.
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    koryisma My husband had a couple that broke up in the backseat of his car while driving for Uber. The woman made fun of her boyfriend's ex, and was talking about how she had bad teeth.
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    The boyfriend said her teeth were fine and that she was being really judgey. She then asked him if he was still in love with his ex. He thought for a moment, said yes, and she started crying.
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    There was some kind of confusion about where to get dropped off since she just wanted to go home and he wanted to go somewhere the opposite direction. Super awkward for my husband!
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    chriscosta77. Drove for Lyft (in Denver, CO) between jobs this summer. My third pax ever, and he was going to the airport. He said he was moving to Florida, to get away from it all. But didn't have any luggage, not even a carry-on. I wasn't going to say anything about it, but my curiosity got the best of me.
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    "So, where's all your luggage? Did you ship everything ahead of time?" He doesn't say anything right away, and just as I was deciding that perhaps I wasn't going to get an answer...
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    Nah, I just had my friend call me a Lyft and he set up my flight. I just escaped from prison but we look so much alike, his ID will work for me to travel. I was quiet the rest of the trip.
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    wosh_jamsley ⚫ • Picked up a girl who had to go to work across town. Her boyfriend and her were arguing in the parking lot as I was approaching. Girl gets in my car and she's worried she's not going to get to work on time and she would be fired if she was late. Get about a block away and my phone rings,
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    I answered and tried to get it off my Bluetooth stereo to no avail, the person on the other line was her bf and he said he wanted to apologize about his gf and that I shouldn't listen to her because she was a "crazy b ". She heard all of it and didn't say a thing (very awkward). Finally get her to work and she asks me to stay in the parking lot as she goes in and quits
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    her job. She gets back a few minutes later and on the way home tells me that her boyfriend once broke her arm in an argument and that he was going to be very mad at her and she was worried about going back home but to take her there anyway. Ended up dropping her off and calling non emergency but I have no clue if anything ever happened with it.

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