Cross my palm with a cookie, and I won't kill you in your sleep for doing this to me.

'The yellow line is where my responsibility ends': Woman "pushes her luck" to get groundskeeper to cut back all her weeds 1

'I'm in full compliance with the city, just like you wanted': Neighbor calls next-door's fence an "eyesore," is forced to remove the fence on his own 2

'I cut off the boot in front of the HOA member': Boss and employee rally entire neighborhood against overzealous HOA 3

'Nothing slowed this man down but other customers putting him in his place': Entitled Boomer claims he has a medical condition and can't wait in line, waiting customers stand up for employees 4

Employee goes out with Karen coworker, Karen makes a scene at the restaurant, then demands to be driven home: 'I've never invited [her] out since' 5

Boss fires video editor after setting impossible targets, video editor ensures their boss gets fired: 'my manager presented my KPI of 85 3-10 minute videos in 52 weeks which was impossible' 6

Cat Lover Caves When Her Favorite Outdoor Senior Cat is Found With a Leg Injury, Bringing Her Feline Friend Indoors for a Lifetime of Safety and Security 1

Selective hearing 2

Needs must 3

If I fitz... I sleepz 4

It's Time To Meet The Newly Adopted Faces Of The Week: 21 Wholesome Cat Adoption Stories 5

Purrfect 6