I not chew on deez, I just help get dem out for u. U need deez to go get me noms.

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'[He] asked HR to prove it': 15-year employee in his late 50s saves himself from getting fired when company doesn't want to pay his pension

'[He] asked HR to prove it': 15-year employee in his late 50s saves himself from getting fired when company doesn't want to pay his pension

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Teacher told to "work contracted hours" when he's been helping kids in the gym after school, he stops forcing the district to hire someone: ‘I was told to work my contractual hours, I’m only paid until 2:22. I did this for fun, and it was unofficial’

Teacher told to "work contracted hours" when he's been helping kids in the gym after school, he stops forcing the district to hire someone: ‘I was told to work my contractual hours, I’m only paid until 2:22. I did this for fun, and it was unofficial’

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'Girl, what? I'm not a daycare': Mom dumps her 9 and 6-year-old at the neighbor's house unannounced, expecting them to babysit for free because they have no kids and 'no real responsibilities'

'Girl, what? I'm not a daycare': Mom dumps her 9 and 6-year-old at the neighbor's house unannounced, expecting them to babysit for free because they have no kids and 'no real responsibilities'

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Entitled neighbor's dog keeps resident up all night, resident records barking and uses it to get even with neighbor: 'Sometimes the best revenge is pressing play'

Entitled neighbor's dog keeps resident up all night, resident records barking and uses it to get even with neighbor: 'Sometimes the best revenge is pressing play'

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14-year-old refuses to bring her 2 and 5-year-old half siblings to school event, father and stepmother push back: 'We have nothing in common and they're a bit much'

14-year-old refuses to bring her 2 and 5-year-old half siblings to school event, father and stepmother push back: 'We have nothing in common and they're a bit much'

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‘Guess I’ll budget for strangers’ dairy next time’: Entitled grocery store goer expects the customer in front of her to pay for her gallon of milk because they ‘look like’ they can afford it

‘Guess I’ll budget for strangers’ dairy next time’: Entitled grocery store goer expects the customer in front of her to pay for her gallon of milk because they ‘look like’ they can afford it

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