10 Reasons Why Horatio Caine Was the Punniest Character on TV

If you're not a fan of Horatio Caine's trademark sunglass-donning intros, then maybe you should learn to... (puts on sunglasses) deal with it.

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  • 01

    Horatio Caine's intro works for EVERY CASE.

    Horatio Cane - Cartoon - ARE WE ANY CLOSER TO CATCHING THAT GUITAR ...SO FAR WE HAVE.. EQUIPMENT BANDIT? HM... YEEAAAAH NO LEADS KAROLINA GAMES.COM SO MUCH PUN.COM
    From jackflannery
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  • 02

    No, seriously, it ALWAYS works.

    Horatio Cane - Cartoon - Hey, Buckethead's not looking so good he seemed I had noticed YEEAAAAH a little PAIL SO MUCH PUN.COM
    From Ace Stapp
  • 03

    Don't believe me? Well...

    Horatio Cane - Cartoon - The Apple CEO has just resigned! It looks like Apple.. Well. will be out of Jobs... YEEAAAAH SO MUCH PUN.COM
  • 04

    See? Sunglasses make everything better.

    Horatio Cane - Cartoon - I guess you could say that this bird... 23 n23 ow GETS STUCK IN CAR GRILL OWL GETS STUCK IN CAR GRILL FLORIDA YEEAAAAH |...got owl up in her grill. SO MUCH PUN.COM
    From YJCH0I
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  • 05

    The best punmasters know this, and that's why it gets parodied all the time!

    Horatio Cane - Tree - about an hour ago via moble i I guess even ducks like shade too sometimes :p Tag Photo Add Location Edit Like Comment Unfollow Post Share Edt This is the problem in America, these socialists think the shade is there for everyone to use. I CRY FOWL about an hour ago Lke Wow you just went full with that pun ip about an hour ago Uke Even my dad groaned about an hour ago Lke And said "what does St know, he's a quack."headdesk about an hour ago Like You seem to have hit your hea
    via Reddit
  • 06

    Like, seriously all the time!

    Horatio Cane - Cartoon - JEN MACKIN A LACK OF CRACKERS HEY JEN, Do WE HAVE ANy CRACKERS? NAH WE CRACKA LAC KIN' SO MUCH PUN.COM o U O o O
  • 07

    It's an art form, really.

    Horatio Cane - Picture frame - IT LOOKS LIKE THIS FAMILY HAS BEENERAMED. LASALA YEEEAAW SO MUCH PUN.COM

    Damn right you better frame that ish!

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  • 08

    Now that the show is done, someone really ought to avenge Caine's legacy.

    Horatio Cane - Movie - My lord, your brother has escaped! He slipped by the guards without them noticing! Sounds like he was pretty YEEAAAAHH low-key. SO MUCH PUN.COM
    via Reddit
  • 09

    Because there's no denying it's really quite SMASHING.

    Horatio Cane - Cartoon - Today's newspaper reports that the Hulk is dead ..he'll no longer... Looks like... Blargha ..be smashing. SO MUCH PUN.COM
    via Reddit
  • 10

    What I'm trying to say is: Horatio Caine puns are all timeless classics.

    Horatio Cane - Cartoon - LoRD CAINE-A CCRPSETH WAS ..TO BE MURDER... FOUNDETH WITH YONDER CHICENS IT SEEMS ...MOST FOWL. VERILYYYYY B0 SO MUCH PUN.COM

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