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19 Insane Things That Have Happened To Women While They Were Out Jogging

Women hear the  darndest things... 

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    Waist - UWAS JOGGING TODAY FOR A CHARITY WHEN A GROUP OF KIDS PASSED ME AND SAID SLOW LOSER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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    Text - Chtsmorning while lwas pgging Inotited a guy Following me, & my heart was pounding, when he caught up me he said hey you dropped 50 bucks sol took the money&ran laughed be it wasntmy money. 1I
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    Text - A year ago I was jogging down the street when some drunk guys came driving by and shot me in my chest for no reason. I laid there for minutes alone until I could catch my breath enough to call 911
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    Text - Twofat girls laughed at me wile passed them durngmy morning og Im confused
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    Text - hwasjoggingthis morningand anoldman wasinfront of me doing the same asIpassed him he offered mearace andl Choughthe was pking he passedme twas so funny he made my morning
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    Iced coffee - Solwasjogging Chis morning ikeevery morning, then head o Starbucks, Guess whol find? My boyfriend and his ex girifriend. I dont knowwhat to do
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    White - This morning when I was joging n the park, a little boy came up to me and handed me a flower
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    Valentine's day - was jogging in the park TEhis evening and after my runlwas doing pushr ups to burn off ll myenergy when a little girl came and sat on my back and said tiddy up Horsie
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    Font - My jacket gotcaughbona maibox as wasfogingMy puRpy thoughtlwas in danger So she ranaway.
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    Text - TodayIwas oggingwith my firiend andI Paked tripping and Paling and hurting my Foot because Iwas real oub df breathand I didnt want her to See because she was doing fust Fine
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    Peccary - Ajavelina just chased me whiel was jogging it was scary
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    Tree - One day was ogging and ran into atree.I was so fascinated by mydleavage
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    Metropolis - Dear cop just because itwas 4am andi was jogging down the street. Doesnt meanijust robbed a house Its Called excerise
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    Soldier - was jogging and saw a bunch, of middle age men larping
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    Text - WhileIwas jogging today,some creepdrove next tome, snappedaphoto of me onhis phone befare he spedaway this happened more than once Ineed to find andther ogging Spot
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    Text - Phad major knee surgery 5 years ago on my knee when was 18.Imade a full recovery illastnightlwas ogging and tripped on a curb and messed it up FML
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    Text - today while iwas jogingsaw the polcedraga deadbody out the water whatmade it worse is that it was one of my friends
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    Product - lwas ogging around my heighborhood one morning whenlstared motivathg myself ina Russian accent. Well until my neighbor sawme.
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    Text - Afew weeks ago when Iwas 1ogging a random woman's pitcbullran upand attacked me. Imallergic and needed surgery torepair the tendons. imp now.She was given NO Consequences!
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