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59 People Share Their Strangest and Craziest Turn-Ons

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    Fictional character - The scene from the incedibles when Mrs. Incredible gets stuck in the automatic sliding doors when she is all stretched out. Ever since that day I've wanted nothing else than to be Mr. Incredible for one night.
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    Text - I was unlocking something that was chained. Right as I pulled off the chain a female coworker walked behind me and put her hand on my back. Just as she touched me the chain slipped off and wrapped around my wrists. I was immediately turned on by the combination
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    Text - During a kinda twisted initiation for a college club, we had to dissect a live frog and take out its heart. No one wanted to do it, and one girl broke down crying because animal cruelty and all that This chick (who graduated from a prestigious science high school) just volunteered, broke its neck with a pair of scissors, sliced it open with a box cutter, and got the heart out, all in less than a minute She was already hot in my eyes before that, but this was something else man
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    Text - What I can name off the top of my head (pardon the unintentional pun) right now, is when I was at this theme park and got totally bathed in that amazing, glorious, sweet, coffee-pastry-sugar-wafflecone aroma. Id had a glass of wine earlier, was already feeling almost euphoric, and that combined with that sample of what heaven smells like just sent this wave through my body that made my nips hard and me ready to break a bed
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    Text - There's a scene in Clive Barker's novel "The Great and Secret Show" where a one-armed drunk has passed out in a motel room and starts dreaming of jerking off with his missing hand. He wakes up and and still felt like he was jerking off. He looked down and his cock was covered in cockroaches. It was the first time l'd been erect and revolted at the same time. I also damaged the drywall on the other side of my room when I hurled the book away from me. Then I picked it up and finished readin
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    Text - I'm deeply ashamed of it, but sometimes when I watch a movie and the villain, especially if it's a femme fatale, gets their commupance...I dunno, it just immediately gets me so aroused that it's agonizing. Bonus points if they die, I have to pause and go rub it out. Usually only takes a couple seconds, thankfully, and the relief that follows is...otherworldly. Worst one goes to Famke Jansen in Goldeneye, thought I was going to pass out. Literal justice boner?
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    Text - One time I saw a guy intensely choosing grapes at the grocery store and wanted him then and there. Love a guy who only wants the best of grapes
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    Text - A girl dragging another girl by her hair during a fight.
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    Text - The fox-version of Maid Marian kissing the bunny Skippy in the Disney-version of Robin Hood. I am not sure if it fully constitutes or not though since I was like ten years old, but Iguess kid me was a furry?
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    Text - Today, my best friend sent me some handwriting he'd been practicing today. The one main word was exquisite. Could also have been just getting back from a jog, but I prefer to believe it was the handwriting.
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    Text - Where I used to work we had a client come to the shop who wore a small backpack, like this except pink. She'd sit next to me while I worked and I always had trouble focusing because I could not stop imagining an intense roll in the hay with her where she was naked, except kept the backpack on
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    Text - The strangest thing that has ever turned me on was Mrs. White in 8th grade. She was an older lady probably in her 70's, but something about her gave me a rager. One day she was wearing a red blouse with white polka dots and I lost it. I then proceeded to choke the chicken underneath my desk. Till this day i never understood why or how the hell I got away with beating my meat during school, but no ragerts!
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    Text - Being tickled is such a huge turn on! And also, maybe this isn't that strange; being drenched in my bf's sweat during sex
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    Text - In 9th grade science class a cute girl I was in a work group with wrapped her hand around a graduated cylinder and I instantly imagined it as a penis and then got real turned on
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    Text - A book we had to read for Social Studies in middles school... don't remember the name. I was thinking Tales From Menzoberranzan but that's not it (geek heritage sneaking in) It was something Mexican/Aztec. It's mostly about a slave camp of some sort. There's one scene where the girl discusses the community toilet area, and how it's basically a community trough. One of the women, I think her mom, takes a refrigerator box or som other large cardboard box and essentially makes a stall out of
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    Text - My ex girlfriend's mom was a self proclaimed psychic and often read my palms, tarot cards, and did a variety of fortune-telling exercises. It usually was really weird/awkward, but I'd just do it to appease her. One time though, she read my tarot cards, looked me right in the eyes and said in a very soft voice "You're conflicted between feelings of love and your ambition. You can combine those into something very powerful. You can do whatever you want if you wish." My dick nearly tipped ov
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    Text - A girl who was very well trained in Muai Thai came into my gym one day when I was sparring and asked to spar with us in the cage. I agreed and we sparred for a little bit, at one point when we were sparring she hit me directly in the solarplexus with a jumping knee and it flat knocked me into the cage, then she looks at me and says "What's wrong, done already?" Finished the round with a rager and a new fetish
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    Text - There was this fine looking goat that made a very nice noise and had fantastic utters that was owned my next door neighbor who had kids that were about the same age as me and every time they flipped their hair, my dick stood up
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    Text - First time I got high my guy friend literally just mentioned a girl (idk which girl or what about the girl) and I literally almost jizzed myself. Went and took a 40 minute shower and had some great alone time.
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  • 20
    Text - Removing large ear wax videos.. I always put cotton buds im my ear when watching those and it feels pretty arousing
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    Text - being able to smell the alcohol off a womans breath.. it's one of those weird things i can't seem to understand. If i can just smell alcohol off her in general it's disgusting but if only when i'm close enough to her mouth can i smell it, it becomes erotic for me unfortunately
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    Text - A black cat in Peru that was brushing against my dick while trying to sleep. I hadn't fapped in 10 days or so due to a ceremony I was doing there so l was really weird.
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  • 23
    Text - A bumpy car ride. I was sitting with my legs close together and the friction/pressure felt good on my knob.
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    Text - A girl stuck her tongue down my ear hole as four play. It felt very weird and I was confused but it turned me on in an odd way. She made told me it's a normal thing afterwards and thought it was weird that I've never seen that before. I tried it with someone new later on in my life, and it didn't work the same way. Turns out I was right, sticking your tongue down someones ear isn't normal four play
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    Text - Jackass came out right about the end of high school and I was into it for all of the wrong reasons. I found out things that should never make any man attractive were actually super hot.
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  • 26
    Text - When I was a young kid I was watching dragon Ball Z on Toonami. There's a scene where Cells trying to suck up Android 18 with his tail to steal her power... Made me feel funny
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    Text - There is one Scene in a Harry Potter movie when Dolores Umbridge says something like: Harry Potter, deep down inside you know that you deserve to be punished. (l watched the German Version and translated the Quote back to English, the original Quote will Sound somehow different)
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    Text - Sometimes I would think about my girlfriend and me maybe holding hands, or at the beach, really anything romantic; And I'd immediately have a 3 person tent going on It should be said, nothing sexual was happening in these fantasies.
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  • 29
    Text - Restraining a belligerent, drunk woman from hurting themselves or others. The fact that it was always coupled with such sadness is what made it odd.
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    Text - This probably doesn't count because I was so young I didn't realize that I was being turned on or what that even was, but when I was 5 or 6 r something like that I distinctly remember a cornflakes cereal commercial with a woman in a one-piece swimsuit. I watched it enamored, then went downstairs to ask my mother why my private area felt weird. I can't recall if she tried to explain it away or sent me outside or what, but damned if that wasn't the weirdest experience of my life
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    Text - I met this guy a couple nights ago and a couple things. One of his cuspids (teeth beside front teeth) is crooked and juts out a little bit, and he walks a little bit bow-legged and I did not realize these were turn-ons until I fantasized about being underneath him earlier today.
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    Text - When I was a sophomore in high school, there was this girl who had a crush on me, but (albeit very cute) I did t find her attractive due to her high pitched, squeaky voice. Well, one day she came into French class with some sort of sickness that made her throats sore and her voice much lower pitched and gravelly. sigh I was practically half chub every time she spoke To this day, if a girl either has a low, gravelly voice or a sore throat that makes her voice like that, it turns me on to n
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    Text - At my very first job, a coworker was bringing a freshly baked from-frozen pizza out to put in the warmer. I made a smart assed comment about the pizza paddle she had with her.. next thing I know my ass is getting literally spanked with that paddle and I'm up on my toes. I was at half mast all night thanks to that.
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    Text - There's a reason you don't see fellas on keagle machines. Probably cause it's a bitch to spell but also because it gave me a rock hard, door stopper, full mast aching hard on even a cat couldn't scratch. It was a problem that could only be solved by acting the fuck out of leg day pains for a solid (much like my schvonz) 5 minutes. Luckily I go to Planet Fitness because nobody else goes there, and I was right. So I stumble into the bathroom stall because of a lack of blood to my brain (or
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    Text - Leg extension machine. After a particularly strenuous session I took a rest and all the blood came rushing back up my thighs and I just felt warm; thought I was gonna blow a load right then and there. Been chasing that high ever since
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    Text - I was at a house party and this dude drunkenly yelled at everyone to stop shutting the door to a certain room and the next person who did it would be sorry. I also drunk, immediately went and shut the door. He burst out of the room snarling with a plastic sword, chased after me, cornered me, and then lightly poked me in the belly with the plastic sword. I had previously not even thought twice about this guy but, I was unexpectedly ready. to. go.
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    Text - When I'm being straddled by a guy while we're sitting. I'm not a bigger woman or anything, but my partner is very lightweight and can sit on my lap.
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    Text - An eraser did it for me once in high school... I was in pre-calc and I had one of those mechanical erasers, the ones that you push in and out like a Flintstone's push pop. It had a ribbed texture on the outside for grip. I was just fidgeting with it and as I dragged it across the tip of my fingers it gave me chills. I tried it again and felt a wave of pleasure come over my hand. I can compare it to the sensitivity of playing with the tip of my penis. I remember doing it for the rest of cl
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    Text - I'm gay but Korean chicks in school uniforms are so sexy. It's very confusing.
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    Text - Pretty much any scene in Westworld where Armistice is killing. Especially the one where she kills a dude then kisses the glass between her and some lab rat that's scared shitless. Instant boner.
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    Text - the futurama episode with the amazon women. i was 16 when i saw it aired, and ever since i knew how i wanted to die. by snu snu
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    Text - I'm currently finishing my undergraduate degree while living with my parents (we're Asian so it's pretty acceptable not to move out quickly). Anyway, I soon started smoking cigarettes, occasionally at college parties at first, but later on became a habit. As I was repressed with this addiction, every time l smoke at the campus grounds my nipples and my dick would instantly harden. Also the sight of cigarette butts with lipstick stain. I can just imagine how raunchy that lady could be, smo
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    Text - I was at camp and this counselor told us girls to stop talking. This counselor was okay looking, maybe 20 years old, but he had a really deep voice. I continued to talk anyway and he grabbed me by my arm pulled me from the room and gave me this intense angry lecture and i was surprisingly so turned on.
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    Text - Tricep pushdowns. Just something about holding my upper arms tight against my body and exerting myself to push my hands down toward my hips is extremely sexy
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    Text - Alright I don't know what the fuck it is but for some reason whenever I rub my eyes (like you know that really irritated itch you get in your eyes sometimes that you just gotta rub them for an obnoxious amount of time) I immediately get turned on and feel like rubbing one off. Also getting tattoos. That shit's painful but every time I get one the feeling goes straight between my legs and if I were a guy it would make things hella awkward.
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    Text - I had a pheasant regularly turn on me, my car or anyone who it came across. My parents owned a farm wheni use to live with them and nearby our land were some pheasant pens so we used to get a lot of pheasants hanging around. This one pheasant though was straight up different. He would actually try and fight you. Something at some point must have hit that guy on the head because this behaviour was so weird. Standing militantly in front of your car, flying up at the windows, chasing people,
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    Text - In the purge episode of rick and morty there is this one shot of summer where she's like half laying on her belly and every time I re watch the episode that shot turns me the fuck on and I have no idea why, literally not in to hentai or cartoons or anything but that shot always does it for me
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    Text - My girlfriend's breath. Not the smell of it but if she is close enough and I feel her breath on my skin. Instant erection.
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    Text - Surgical masks (also any tight fitting mask that covers your mouth and nose) It's erotic to see a girl wearing one and it's a turn on to wear one
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    Text - I was watching an episode of Through The Wormhole with my boy Morgan Freeman. He was talking about gun violence, and mini me decided to make a surprise appearance for the entire episode.
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    Text - Comedy, like when I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe (like at a Doug Stanhope show) Its on.
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    Text - The strangest thing that turns me on (and I hate myself for it) is chewing and eating down the microphone. Most people hate it but I love it
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  • 53
    Text - Not the strangest but the strangest I will admit to while not under torture. The movie Avatar, with that leggy green alien chick bounding through the trees, ridiculing the grunt. Never wanted to have sex with a girl with a tail before, until now ...
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    Text - One time my roommate brought me unexpected coffee, and I was so excited that I made the situation awkward with a painful erection which struggled to escape my pajamas Another time I was sexually aroused by one of those videos where a Russian slices up
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    Text - My high school Pre Calc teacher had this deep voice that just resonated in your body. It was so strange being slightly turned on by a proud math dad at 8 in the morning
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  • 56
    Text - The scene in Splice where Adrien Brody has sex with his half alien daughter... Had to take a good long hard look at myself that night.
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    Text - I was watching videos on YouTube about random shit when I noticed one of those meme videos titled "Top ten Anime battles" and there was a picture of a banana from some cartoon standing in front of a revolving door. I clicked the video and it was basically just a montage of meme clips, but the banana one was there. When I got to it, the banana, who was clearly female because eyelashes, was trying to get into a slowly revolving door, looking intense as though she was in an Indiana Jones mov
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  • 58
    Text - An ear massage. Like, quick-ish. She put my ear on the fleshy part between the thumb and index finger, and gently moved her thumbs around. It didn't feel super super good, but it seriously turned me on. She clearly knew that worked. I remember reading online somewhere that ear massages can turn people on, but don't know how much truth that holds.
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  • 59
    Text - So, I'm terrified of pregnancy...getting pregnant, being pregnant, even others pregnancies kinda weird me out but I stumbled on a lactation gif the other day and it was....really hot
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