I'm Sorry, Dave, I Can't Let You Text That
Remember the last video spoofing Siri by using Hal from "2001: A Space Odyssey?" This one uses GLaDOS from "Portal."
If there's anything we've learned from science fiction, it's that robots are dicks.
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![Boss tells employee to be grateful she has a job after reprimanding her for taking her 30-minute unpaid lunch break, forcing her to make a hard decision about the future of her employment: '[I] sent out 5 applications during my lunch break today'](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAI=)
Boss tells employee to be grateful she has a job after reprimanding her for taking her 30-minute unpaid lunch break, forcing her to make a hard decision about the future of her employment: '[I] sent out 5 applications during my lunch break today'
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Company promises accommodation for new hire during training out of state, then refuses to provide it after they signed, forcing the employee to quit: ‘They lied to get me on board’
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Employee cautiously convinced to give colleague a single ride home regrets it when she immediately turns to demanding rides at her own convenience like a personal chauffeur: 'From that day on, she started acting like I was her personal ride'
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Supervisor demands employees file help tickets for everything, employees maliciously comply by refusing to accept verbal requests: 'Enjoy waiting for your own approvals'
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Neighbor with a huge property and multiple outbuildings constantly complains about a couple’s small home improvements, despite their careful permits: ‘My husband works in construction and knows what he’s doing’
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