Favorite

22 Tweets That Perfectly Capture the Emotional Rollercoaster of Dating Someone

Share
Tweet
Stumble
Pin It
Email
  • 1
    Text - Ally Maynard Follow @missmayn The secret to a successful long-term relationship is the ability to laugh at the same joke 3,682,000 times. 1:44 AM - 19 Oct 2015 60 Retweets 115 Likes
    Pin It
    Via Twitter

  • 2
    Text - Jeff Lyons Follow @usedwigs keeping our marriage fresh/exciting via texts Sat, 01/16/2016 Can you take photo of our toilet seat and send me also brand of toilet 10:12 AM 10:29 AM-16 Jan 2016 52 Retweets 146 Likes
    Pin It
    Via Twitter

  • 3
    Text - Mumsie Follow @MUMSIEesq My husband just texted me from the bathroom and asked me to bring him "A LOT more toilet paper," so yeah, the romance ain't dead people. 7:42 AM-8 Mar 2016 370 Retweets 777 Likes
    Pin It
    Via Twitter

  • 4
    Text - Brian Gaar Follow @briangaar Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious 3:51 PM - 14 Nov 2012 k. 12,871 Retweets 17,853 Likes
    Pin It
    Via Twitter

  • Advertisement
  • 5
    Text - dr. dalia Follow @DALIAMALEK Don't get in a relationship w/someone before knowing what voices they use around babies & pets 9:26 AM - 4 May 2015 ? 651 Retweets 1,592 Likes
    Pin It
    Via Twitter

  • 6
    Text - Cait Mac Follow @Cmac8 Long-term relationships are basically sending messages like this from the grocery store back and forth forever. What's our situation like? You know? Delivered A iMessage 8:19 PM -21 Dec 2016 1 Retweet 7 Likes
    Pin It
    Via Twitter

  • 7
    Text - Matt O'Brien @matt obrien Following a long term relationship means hearing "let me empty my butt before you shower" while still finding that other person sexually attractive 1:51 PM - 15 Dec 2013 3 Retweets 12 Likes
    Pin It
    Via Twitter

  • Advertisement
  • 8
    Text - Mommy Cusses Follow @mommy_cusses I bet my husband's favorite thing about me is how I don't order anything and then ask for sips of his drink and snatch his french fries. 11:09 AM -29 Sep 2016 83 Retweets 210 Likes
    Pin It
    Via Twitter

  • 9
    Text - shelby fero Follow @shelbyfero Relationships are an expensive way to watch someone slowly like you less and less. 11:26 PM - 19 May 2014 965 Retweets 1,937 Likes
    Pin It
    Via Twitter

  • 10
    Organism - Kai Follow @_Makilaa Bae asked what do I want to eat* Me: I want chicken alfre- Me to me: tell him you don't know 2:26 PM 15 Nov 2016 14,396 Retweets 18,337 Likes
    Pin It
    Via Twitter

  • Advertisement
  • 11
    Text - Au tomat a Bier Follow @dust_pup every year thousands of boyfriends are hunted for their jeans alone 2:06 PM -22 Sep 2015 597 Retweets 1,032 Likes
    Pin It
    Via Twitter

  • 12
    Text - Anna Kendrick Follow @AnnaKendrick47 "House Hunters" should be called "Couples Realizing They Should See Other People." 12:44 PM - 8 Jan 2014 7,970 Retweets 13,710 Likes
    Pin It
    Via Twitter

  • 13
    Screenshot - Cyanide Follow @zfcyanide My Girlfriend and I interpreted the dress code a little differently. It said casual?! #yesthosearemyjammies 9:54 AM 1 Jul 2017 120 Retweets 1,339 Likes
    Pin It
    Via Twitter

  • Advertisement
  • 14
    Text - BELA Follow @isabelaseraffim Its so crazy to me to think that my boyfriend existed & had a life before he met me like how did he live without me all those years dam 2:40 AM -3 Jul 2017 2,395 Retweets 6,702 Likes
    Pin It
    Via Twitter

  • 15
    Text - Amanda Hugnkiss Follow @caliluvgirl77 lintroducing myself to new boyfriends parents] "Hi, I usually don't make it this far" 6:57 PM-22 Jan 2016 3,522 Retweets 7,674 Likes
    Pin It
    Via Twitter

  • 16
    Text - Valerie Following @ValeeGrrl Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share. 11:28 PM - 29 Dec 2015 6,052 Retweets 9,510 Likes
    Pin It
    Via Twitter

  • Advertisement
  • 17
    Text - paperwash@ Following @PaperWash Relationships are a lot like sports, at first you're really excited but by the end you've eaten too many hot dogs and are too drunk to argue 11:38 AM - 24 Jan 2015 40 Retweets 125 Likes
    Pin It
    Via Twitter

  • 18
    Text - Alex Tinsley Follow @alex_tinsley Me: I'm feelin' blah, say nice things to me. Boyfriend: [just starts listing off dog breeds] 7:06 PM-6 Jan 2017 14 Retweets 14 Likes
    Pin It
    Via Twitter

  • 19
    Text - Matthew Broussard Following @mondaypunday I moved in with my girlfriend after 1 year. People say we're rushing in but we're both so in love with saving $900/mo. 3:22 PM - 4 Jul 2017 15 Retweets 171 Likes
    Pin It
    Via Twitter

  • Advertisement
  • 20
    Text - Jon Follow @jewjon My girlfriend wanted to watch the new Hunger Games but I didn't want to so we compromised and now we're going to watch the new Hunger Games 6:52 PM -22 Nov 2015 68,175 Retweets 116,210 Likes
    Pin It
    Via Twitter

  • 21
    Text - Kalvin Following @KalvinMacleod Relationships aren't complicated. Calculus is complicated. Relationships are like if you tried to date calculus. 1:27 PM - 25 Jul 2016 18 Retweets 48 Likes
    Pin It
    Via Twitter

  • 22
    Text - Aparna Nancherla Following @aparnapkin Relationships are like health insurance: all your preexisting conditions start coming out AFTER you've been approved 10:30 PM - 23 Oct 2014 59 Retweets 203 Likes
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Share
Tweet
Stumble
Pin It
Email

Next on FAIL Blog

44 Design Fails That Make You Wonder if People Have Eyes
Comments - Click to show - Click to hide