No, Frodo, for the last time: you can NOT just toss it down a storm drain.

35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (November 23, 2024) 1

Mom demands teenage son give up dinner for 6-year-old brother, flips out when he refuses: 'When I said I was starving, I meant it' 2

Office food thief steals coworker’s food for 6 months, learns the hard way it's been dog food all along: 'Their hair does seem shinier' 3

Couple Renovates Ungrateful Mother-in-Law's Home and Builds Her a Shed by Hand for Free, She Sells Upgraded House Instead of Moving In 4

46 Star Wars Memes for Lightsaber-Wielding Geeks (November 22, 2024) 5

Gold-digging fiancé insists his name be put on the title of his future wife's late mother's house, only proposed after she was willed the house: 'He had brought a real estate lawyer to the house, and arranged for the legal process to start' 6

MY hooman? 1

Classic Crazy Cat Cuteness 2

This Week’s Heartwarming Helping of Newly Adopted Cats for Fresh Feline Pawrents (November 22, 2024) 3

25 Funnies of Both Cute Kittens and Furious Felines to Embrace Our Pawrenting Path 4

Be a Silly Cat, Hooman 5

Feline Family Friday: Our Hilarious House Cats' Cute and Clawminal Activities from the Past Week, Captured in 25 Marvelous Memes 6