Simon Said .. take nap

Mom demands teenage son give up dinner for 6-year-old brother, flips out when he refuses: 'When I said I was starving, I meant it' 1

Office food thief steals coworker’s food for 6 months, learns the hard way it's been dog food all along: 'Their hair does seem shinier' 2

35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (November 23, 2024) 3

Retail employee begins ignoring male coworker, starts disappearing mid-shift: 'She drastically changed her behavior towards me' 4

46 Star Wars Memes for Lightsaber-Wielding Geeks (November 22, 2024) 5

Work potluck turns petty when mooching coworker refuses to contribute: 'I got in trouble the next day... it was worth it though' 6

MY hooman? 1

This Week’s Heartwarming Helping of Newly Adopted Cats for Fresh Feline Pawrents (November 22, 2024) 2

25 Funnies of Both Cute Kittens and Furious Felines to Embrace Our Pawrenting Path 3

Be a Silly Cat, Hooman 4

Feline Family Friday: Our Hilarious House Cats' Cute and Clawminal Activities from the Past Week, Captured in 25 Marvelous Memes 5

cheezdans! 6