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14 Roommate Horror Stories That Will Make Yours Look Good In Comparison

Oh the joys of living with strangers. 

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    Facial expression - the co_founder 01110 points 1 day ago 4 of us lived in a 4 bedroom house. My roommate had a pretty serious girlfriend who was over all the time. One day she came up to me and asked if I was alright with splitting rent 5 ways instead of 4. Of course I am. She then asked the other 2 roommates the same thing. Yes answers all around. Finally she approached her boyfriend to ask if she could move in with us since all of his roommates already said it was alright. Wait, what was that
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    Landmark - t-1 chlowoah 2444 points 1 day ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) Not me, but my cousin had a roommate her freshman year of college that had to listen to Harry Potter book one on tape every single night to fall asleep. My cousin bought her headphones but she refused to wear them because they "hurt her ears" she would play it on a portable speaker loud enough to keep my cousin awake all night. The worst part... she wouldn't even start the tape where she left off the previous night, she wo
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    Snout - -] Estadounidos 0 2917 points 1 day ago My roommate was from Appalachia, West Virginia. Gets drunk and catches a "mess of squirrels" Brings them inside the apartment house. They're all in the same damn cage When he opens it up to clean one before cooking it, they all shoot out and run off. Dude stumbles around trying to catch them all again. Knocking shit over.
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    Product - [-] naked_butterfly 101 points 1 day ago She broke my couch by being fat and sitting on it.
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    Text - t- slyceOflife 759 points 1 day ago My roommate's boyfriend moved in with us to "get back on his feet," which was supposed to be a couple weeks at the most. He kept ordering porn on our cable box and when I told her he had to go, he refused to leave. We called the cops and they made us allow him 30 days to vacate! It was the most awkward situation. Pair this with the fact that I had to hide my food in my bedroom because my roommate would get up in the middle of the night and eat my poptar
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    Transport - t-1 Gaelfling 924 points 1 day ago (ast edited 1 day ago My first semester in college I had a roommate who was a spoiled brat. She didn't know how to use a washing machine. She had so much shit that my stuff was just this little blob of blue in a sea of pink. She was always cold so kept the temperature up really high. She would always bring guys back to the dorm room and I'd have to hang out in the common room. I finally got fed up with that. She brought a guy back and tried getting
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    Animal fat - [- ehhhk 273 points 1 day ago "Is that a raw chicken breast on the tap in the bathroom?" - One of my roommates on seeing a raw chicken breast left on the bathroom tap by my other roommate.
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    Skin - [-] fuckmeidk 1O 651 points 1 day ago" (last edited 1 day ago) I'm actually the horrible/horrifying roommate. Idk how many times this happened but it was often enough to freak my roommate out, but I would sit up in bed. But how is this horrifying you ask? I would sit up in bed, turn my head, stare at her with my eyes so dilated that they looked black, and growl/make scary noises/sleep talk/was most likely snoring along with muttering the occasional word. THAT'S how I was the horrifying ro
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    Text - -1 Kamuza1927 1303 points 1 day ago One night, as some of us sat downstairs enjoying mushrooms, we had one of those fabled shared illusions that our ceiling was exploding and bulging. Then a foot appeared through it, followed by room mates face. He cursed, then another room mate's face appeared, and he cheered. It turned out they had argued over which downstairs room a bedroom was above, so they ripped up a floorboard and kicked the ceiling through.
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    Organism - [-] bluegnatcatcher 289 points 1 day ago I caught my college roommate masturbating. More than three times. In the first semester. He transferred. I also had a roommate who was excessively "green." Meaning he would sort through our recycling and trash and then hold house meetings explain why certain types of things were going in the wrong container. I learned a lot about recycling, but it kind of got to be too much. Also, quite a few too many roommates prefer to have their dishes "soak
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    Bodybuilding - -] Doggo_0f_Wisdom 1380 points 1 day ago Had a roommate freshmen year in a shared room who was training for a bodybuilding competition. He would wake up at 5, make a ton of noise, go for a run, come back at 6, go to the gym, come back and pose in front of the mirror (sometimes in the nude) all while I was clearly awake. He would also go to bed at 8pm and get pissed if any noise was made, the clicking of the keys on my phone once set him off because he needed beauty rest. 80
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    Leg - Worked as a stripper for a while so was roommate with a coworker, Walked in on her and some guy fully naked and her snorting coke off the dude's erect penis, In the middle of the apartment, I mean, You do have a room Cindy, Go do whatever you wanna do in there.
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