Old farmer Buck refuses a rich trespassing horseman’s demand to use his field, directs him to a neighbor’s land instead, but keeps the payment to himself: ‘I need your fields to use to store my horses, now!’

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  • Wait, you want MY farm?

    A young man in a red riding shirt sits on a horse on the left, while an older farmer holding a tool stands in a field on the right. Below them, a bold caption criticizes “rich, arrogant gentlemen” who expect everything to be handed to them.
  • Alright, so this isn't my story, but it was told to me by Buck's son. Now, Buck was an old farmer who was a real pain in your backside, and with what ive heard about him, the stories would fill up this sub-reddit and loads of others, but for this story, he's not the entitled person.
  • Now, in the farm, there's a little pathway from the roads for cars and farm equipment to enter, and at the end of the path way is an old barn thats filled with metal junk (think broken chairs, old engines, bike frames) and right next to it is a wall with a walk way through it to his house, and on this day, Buck just so happened to be working in the old barn.
  • While he was working, he heard a sound behind him and an annoyed "Ahem" and as Buck turned around, he saw a massive horse, and looking up, he saw EG (entitled guy) in full horse riding equipment, and the EG barked out "I need your fields to use to store my horses, now!" Buck was taken aback by EG's audacity to trespass and demand his land, but it wasn't surprising, and the EG on the horse was a member of the local fox hunting club, and these gentlemen are rich, arrogant, and distantly related to
  • A man in riding gear sits on a brown horse inside an outdoor paddock, holding the reins while looking toward the camera on a clear, sunny day.
  • Now Buck could have just told EG to leave, but instead, Buck told him to go down the road and put his horses in the next field over, and with that, EG gave Buck some money for using his field, and went off to put his horse in the field Buck told him to use.
  • After a few days, Buck and his family were at the dinner table, eating breakfast, and in the distance, they all could hear yelling, and as the table was right next to the window, they all could see EG, screaming his head off, and Buck just chuckled to himself as he was eating, because EG was yelling at Buck for telling him to use the other field, when its owned by someone else, and letting him pay for using a field Buck didn't own, but as he was yelling Buck just sat calmly as he ate, and when E
  • An older farmer stands in a field under a bright sky, resting a tool on his shoulder as he looks calmly toward the camera.
  • Reasonable-Horse1552 I doubt he said he wanted to 'store' his horses in the field!
  • OP Doc_Baker74 I wasn't there, so I'm paraphrasing
  • Oldsoldierbear which Royal family? just wondering cos Buck is a very American name
  • OP Doc_Baker74 1. British Royal Family 2. Forgot Buck's actual name, but it was close enough to Buck so... his new name is Buck
  • Oldsoldierbear yup, Buck really is not a name anyone who is not American would use. fox hunting has been banned in most of the UK since early 2000s, so I'm guessing this was a while ago?
  • OP Doc_Baker74 Yeah, Buck is the closest to his actual name, but whatever his real name is has slipped my mind And yeah, this story was a WHILE ago, because I think Buck died in the 2000s, and his son who told me this story is in his 60/70s. But despite being an old story, its a good story that I couldn't pass up on telling to reddit (actually, not my first story about Buck on reddit)
  • Pettsareme Hay, that was a great idea Buck had.
  • OP Doc_Baker74 EG was arrogant, and Buck knew that, and he was arrogant enough to think Buck was stupid enough to actually let him use his farm
  • Silt-Sifter It doesn't sound like A.I. at all to me. I liked it. I mean geez it's a 3rd-hand story from more than half a century ago. It's going to sound just a tad outlandish.
  • OP Doc_Baker74 Oh yeah, like half of my stories are 3rd hand from years and years ago, and I've heard them years ago, and I'm autistic so I'm not that great with words, so mix that all together, I have a "Nice Al story" so many god damn people
  • ShazlnCA Had friends who bought a house in a new neighborhood in Virginia (no fences). They'd put in a lawn and a few days later the fox hunting club was approaching. They stopped them and the group said they'd stay off the new lawn. "Where would you prefer we ride through?" "Somewhere else." Never saw them again, no doubt because all the new owners gave them the same message.
  • OP Doc_Baker74 I've never met a member from a fox hunting club, but from what I can tell, they're very entitled. But the EG in my story was a member of a club where most of the members are distantly related to the royal family (and when i say distantly, I mean distantly, like a banana has more DNA in common with the king then these idiots)
  • Scarlette MayWest The other guy. Your tale sounds like something one of my uncles would tell - minus the curse words on your part. Buck sounds like an absolute hoot!
  • OP Doc_Baker74 That's good. For a second, i thought you meant i used Al, and your uncle sounds funny. Like I said, all the stories I've heard about him could fill up this subreddit and others as well
  • RainySuki wow... just barging onto someone's farm & demanding their land? peak entitlement right here ...
  • OP Doc_Baker74 Yeah, i thought about not putting this story here because... well, EG wasn't an actual Karen, but then I realised he literally trespassed and demanded Buck's land, literally Karen behaviour. The only problem is, EG is worse because he's rich and related to actual royalty (although, I believe it's a stretch, I feel like he's that far distantly related to the royal family that an actual banana shares more DNA simuality to the king then this idiot)
  • putin_my_ass You know how they're so certain everyone is outsourcing their brain to Al? It's because that's what they themselves do.
  • OP Doc_Baker74 Hang on, are you saying the other guy uses Al, or that I'm using Al? Im confused
  • Ok_Oil_60 Is that from 'A Yorkshire Christmas' ?
  • OP Doc_Baker74 A what? Is that a movie?

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