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Mittens Text Messages To Her Owner Will Have You Laughing All Caturday

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    Text - oo Furizon 1:45 PM Messages Mittens Stumpy gets out of catnip rehab on Friday. I don't know what we'll do this weekend, though. We usually partake of the nip. Maybe we can partake of that cheese you just bought. Not for kitties. That's how you're gonna treat a cat just out of rehab? Yes. #partake OTexts from Mittens Send
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    Text - o0 Furizon 9:34 AM Messages Mittens The Weekend of Mittens seemed to be a success It's over? It's Monday. But I still have to unroll the toilet paper with artistic flair! Well, it's Monday --and paws off the TP You, my dear lady, are a suffocater of the arts! #ThreeDayWeekend OTexts from Mittens Send
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    Text - o0 Furizon 2:03 PM Messages Mittens Stumpy has agreed to go to rehab for his addiction to nip and the ladies. Which rehab? It's called Mew Beginnings. When does he go? Tomorrow, so tonight we're having one last hurrah Is that a good idea? Of course it is- I thought of it. #hurrah OTexts from Mittens Send
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    Text - o0 Furizon 12:34 PM 47% Messages Mittens I've decided that since my friends are gone this weekend, I shall call it "The Weekend of Mittens®." What does that mean? I'll take naps, watch a Judge Judy marathon, play with my felt rhino, and eat extra treats Like every other day? #NotEven #SoWhat Enjoy the "Weekend of Mittens." You forgot the ® OTexts from Mittens Send
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    Text - o0 Furizon 9:45 AM Messages Mittens Mittens, you were awfully vocal when I woke up this morning. I was glad to see you! I think you were really excited for breakfast. #truth AND I was glad to see you I love you, Mitty. I love you too, Mama OTexts from Mittens Send
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    Text - oo Furizon 11:02 AM Messages Mittens Twinkie broke up with Stumpy forever because he cheated on her with a tabby. It was only a matter of time. Still, I was hoping Poor Twinkie. How about Poor Mittens? My best friend is a cat of ill repute! But Twinkie. BTW is ill repute contagious? OTexts from Mittens Send
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    Text - o0 Furizon 9:45 AM Messages Mittens Code Red! My fancy new bed is gone! You mean my dresser drawer? It was elevated and everything... fit for a king! I've always dreamed of a bed like that Mittens, I closed the drawer when I got dressed this morning. ...whilst closing the drawer on my dreams #WorstDayEver #Again OTexts from Mittens Send
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    Text - o0 Furizon 9:33 AM Messages Mittens Mittens, you were staring me extra hard last night. What gives? You act like it was the first time I've stared at you before dinner. But you started staring an HOUR before - it's usually 30 minutes. Oh, that. I overslept the night before, so I was catching up #obvies OTexts from Mittens Send
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    Text - oo Furizon 12:02 PM Messages Mittens The big blue truck just STOLE my boxes. That's the recycling truck, Mittens. But WHY? You were starting to develop quite the collection. I know! It was a COLLECTION. I demand you un-cycle those boxes immediately! I wasn't even finished cycling them! OTexts from Mittens Send
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    Text - o0 Furizon 2:02 PM Messages Mittens Mittens, I have a question for you. Still sleeping. I last-hurrahed with Stumpy all night. Catnip hangover? You have no idea I have a question for you. Is the question, "Should I let The Mittens sleep?" No. #goodbye OTexts from Mittens Send
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    Text - o0 Furizon 2:02 PM Messages Mittens Stumpy's in catnip rehab and Fiona has plans this weekend. : Sounds like a great opportunity to kick back But The Mittens has an illustrious reputation to uphold! You're a cat -- isn't part of your illustrious reputation "kicking back? #GoodPoint-but hands off my belly this time or you'll feel the KICK part of kicking back OTexts from Mittens Send
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