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Animal Shelter Creates Murder Investigation After Dog's Favorite Toy Is Destroyed

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  • Happier Days

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  • Found: Fuzzy Purple Hippo

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    UPDATE: The Fuzzy Purple Hippo, bonded with Hank, who we told you about last week has had a medical emergency. Dr. Laura is currently performing life-saving surgery to repair the near-decapitation. Details of the incident which caused the injury are murky, as Hank is refusing to answer our questions. (Yes, we have tried sternly asking, "what did you DO??" but he only looks away with a guilty look on his face.) Please keep the Fuzzy Purple Hippo in your thoughts. We will continue to keep you updated. 

  • Post Operation

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  • Trying to Get a Confession by Giving The 3rd Degree Burn

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  • Hank With His Lawyer Discussing

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  • Fuzzy Purple Hippo Getting Therapy

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  • K-9 Unit, Examining The Scene

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  • The Verdict!

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    APPLETON POLICE CHIEF THOMAS RELEASES OFFICIAL STATEMENT REGARDING FINDINGS OF HANK'S INVESTIGATION The evidence, as well as information garnered from discussions with Hank and his attorney and the Fuzzy Purple Hippo and her therapist have brought the full story to light. Hank is not only INNOCENT, but a hero! Read the full, sometimes hard to read yet deeply romantic account of the events leading up to the discovery of the tragedy on our Facebook page later this morning. 

  • All Is Well

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