15 People Share the Most Awkward Physical Contact They Had With Strangers

There's nothing like accidentally making contact with a total stranger. 

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    Skin - [- THSSFC 3403 points 4 hours ago I was in a wedding reception line, and hugged my buddy who was just got married, then hugged and kissed his new bride on the cheek and then moved on to, apparently, the maid of honor, who I had never met. In the rhythm of the moment, I reached to hug her, too, then was about to kiss her cheek, when got the instinctual impulse that this was too far for a complete stranger, so, I guess to not look I was performing a head fake on her, I instead bent my head
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    Skin - - ghiscari_ 6151 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) I've told this story on reddit before, but hey, it's so applicable to this question I was walking through the city in August, the peak of busyness. The population more than doubles and the pavements are absolutely packed with tourists. I'm only 4'0" tall (I have dwarfism) and I have the advantage of being able to weave through you lanky-ass giants, so I was dodging and diving at quite a pace compared to everyone else. I notice
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    Text - 2324 points 8 hours ago [-] HatchbacK419 I'm sure this has happened to some people on here, but I was in a store snuck up on my girlfriend's sister and hit her with a boat paddle as petty revenge for hitting me with a broom earlier. Right on her butt (We were young and dumb). As I muttered something clever like "How do you like dem apples??" She turned around and it turned out to be a lady in her 40s wearing the same jeans/ pink shirt combo. I apologized thoroughly and explained myself an
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    Text - 1345 points 8 hours ago [- Macadu In highschool, awkward me had a huge boner while I was talking to a friend of mine. She went to give me a goodbye hug and my dick just speared her in the vagina area
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    Text - [-] DontCallMeInTheAM 3898 points 8 hours ago Eating lunch with coworkers at Twin Peaks. Cute waitress gets high-fives from all of us for some reason. Just as I go in for mine, someone calls her name, and she turns her head/shoulders and lowers her hand. There was no time to stop, I was already in motion. I high-fived her right in the boob. In front of my boss and coworkers. The look she gave me, she knew it was an accident, but that still didn't make it any less awkward for her and I the
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    Facial expression - 3931 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) [-] autumanempire I was walking through a hallway at work, where a guy and girl I've never met were talking. As I got closer, the guy held out his arms in a, "come on through," motion, but instead, I hugged him. Afterward, I didn't know what to do, so I just kept walking. I've never seen that guy again.
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    Face - -] mynameisavegetable 1833 points 5 hours ago While fooling around with my soon to be wife I tried to passionately throw her onto her back. (she was on top) I misjudged the width of the bed and absolutely power bombed her head into the nightstand.
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    High heels - 4341 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) empire161 Walking down the street with a super attractive coworker. It was pretty crowded so I ended up walking directly behind her. One of her high heels got stuck in a sidewalk grate which made her stop walking immediately, and she kind of bent over at the waist to keep from losing her balance. I was walking way too close and ended up bumping my crotch into her butt and grabbing her by the waist to keep myself from falling forward
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    Dish - - urchigold 2168 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) In high school, there was a girl who I had a crush on. I'm pretty sure the crush was mutual and we were doing that thing where we were hanging out a lot and talking a lot, but no one was making a move. Anyway we went to a restaurant with a group of friends and she was sitting next to me. All the sudden she was leaning over so her head was almost in my lap. I just kinda froze and thought she was doing some weird gesture of affe
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    Text - [-] abunchofsquirrels 1695 points 8 hours ago Senior trip in high school, seated next to my crush on the bus. We'd already been up all night and were on our way to Destination #2 when I fell asleep. I woke up when we got there only to discover that I'd awoken with raging 17- year-old morning wood. Worse, I was wearing loose-fitting surfer shorts, so there was no concealing what was going on. Worse-worse, she got up to get off the bus in front of me, meaning I would be standing right behin
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    Land vehicle - Piccadilly [- hangulsve 1266 points 8 hours ago A woman getting up to leave the tram fell on my lap when the driver decided to drive another meter towards the station. Metrolink 3009A
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    Leg - [- TarBallsOfSteel 2475 points 8 hours ago Kicked my ex in the vagina while changing positions during sex in the dark. Shute maock
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    Waist - - milkybrag 2022 points 7 hours ago Was on an unusually crowded subway, backed up against one of the partition walls. Hot girl squeezes in at the next stop, and full on backs her yoga panted butt right into my crotch. I had nowhere to go, couldn't decide whether I should say something or not. Also couldn't decide whether it'd be ruder to have a boner or not. My stop was only 3 stops away but those were the most pleasant 3 stops I've ever had on a subway
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    Denim - [- Nixconvie 1571 points 6 hours ago He resembled my brother from the back. I slapped his ass and yelled, "GET READY BITCH!". He turned and he was not my brother. I apologised and then pretended to become one with the wall for the rest of the trip.
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    Text - - tzuridis 1135 points 6 hours ago This happened a few weeks ago, I was swimming at the beach in rather dark water with my friends. I have this one friend who likes to do a lot of gay shit like pull pants down, grab your dick, tickle your balls, try to shove his leg up your ass etc. We are splishing and splashing about when all the sudden I felt what felt like a knee going up my ass. So I of course am trying to fart on it so I start holding down and pushing closer to whatever was trying t
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